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How Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away!

By on December 8, 2010 in ar, Jokes

Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’

Doctor: ‘How about a cardboard box?’

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Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

A: If you aim it well enough.

 

 

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12 Responses to How Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away!

  1. Yasser June 25, 2015 at 10:55 AM #

    I like to read a short story or a joke in morning regardless it is old or not.

    It is enough for me to to follow someone caring to offer me a joy every morning!

    • yaqoot June 25, 2015 at 4:45 PM #

      ya actually am like you exactly ,this website whatever if it is bad or good it starts my day and especially the jokes 🙂 😉

  2. mohaed November 17, 2014 at 11:39 AM #

    it is nice but not opening completely

  3. mohd March 2, 2013 at 3:02 PM #

    cool one!!! hahaha

    and in case u miss the apple shot aimed at the doc, then God help u with what happens next . .

    • Ali - Admin March 18, 2013 at 3:12 PM #

      ha ha ha…

  4. SHUAIB K.O December 15, 2012 at 12:25 PM #

    Old or not, what Sara &group need is encouragement &possible contribution from readers cos what U consider old is new to some others. Let’s stop saying a joke is OLD!

    • Ali - Admin December 17, 2012 at 11:34 AM #

      Thanks for the motivation Shuaib.

    • aijaz May 6, 2014 at 11:21 AM #

      AGREED!!!!!

  5. IamActuallyMe March 14, 2012 at 6:21 PM #

    they are both hilarious and nice XD

  6. Shahdat Ali Marshal October 13, 2011 at 8:28 AM #

    To keep the doc away u gotta aim so it don’t hit his mouth……!

  7. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 24, 2011 at 7:25 PM #

    hahaa lmaoo :p
    finally we can poke on doctors nd laugh lol
    thanks

  8. Abier September 24, 2011 at 12:58 PM #

    HAHA the first one is hilarious xD