Short Jokes by Idiot – Very Funny

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot)

what is your birth date?
idiot: 13th October
Which year?
idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked idiot at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:
Any great man born in this village???
Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!


When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.

Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Idiot: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.


Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Idiot: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White


Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.


Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”


Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!!


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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19 Responses to Short Jokes by Idiot – Very Funny

  1. Prathyusha May 16, 2014 at 11:17 PM #

    proved that idiot have different way of thinking

  2. muhammadakbarmy March 28, 2014 at 10:36 PM #

    Idiots are too funny. some nice jokes and some lame. but FFJ has done a great job.

  3. sk ashif September 20, 2012 at 6:03 PM #

    Idiots are just more than idiots! After all, they are funny!

  4. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 6:34 PM #

    Sorry, Sara. But none of the people above qualify to be idiots: they are so original! And genius is originality personified!

    Ha! ha! All the same!

  5. Missy June 21, 2012 at 3:30 AM #

    I don’t understand the meaning of “her slippers are new”. English in my side of the world ain’t always politically correct. Please excuse me

    • Wasim August 24, 2012 at 1:15 PM #

      slippers means shoes.

  6. Junedayz August 16, 2011 at 5:44 PM #

    hahaha!!! this idiot is sometimes smart…=)

  7. Abier June 22, 2011 at 12:09 PM #

    I really loved them 😀

  8. Goldypearl June 22, 2011 at 10:02 AM #

    nice ones, and sometimes the idiot appears to be smart

  9. saif August 25, 2010 at 3:15 PM #

    this type of jokes keep u fresh

  10. arshad nazir July 11, 2010 at 12:10 PM #

    its excellent really your organization is doing a graet job

  11. Kumar June 15, 2010 at 3:14 PM #


  12. nadeem May 16, 2010 at 9:24 PM #

    Some replies are good

  13. TALHA April 14, 2010 at 5:48 PM #

    Gud replies by an idiot. . .

  14. Shabbir Jan April 14, 2010 at 4:29 PM #

    good jokes

  15. umar shirin khan March 29, 2010 at 1:12 AM #

    hahaha , very funny

  16. Attique March 19, 2010 at 12:24 PM #

    Nice jokes

  17. IRJ March 18, 2010 at 2:35 PM #

    some of them are nice

    • M. Jaffer Quadri June 22, 2011 at 10:00 AM #

      Good! They are fresh and funny.