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New Operating System of car – Funny Joke

By on March 9, 2010 in Jokes

Bill’s company made software to run a car.

Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.

Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.

A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?”

Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire.

In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.

He started shouting “F1! F1!” but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.

Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.

A message appeared on the screen, “An illegal function is performed.

All the window-panes of the car will be closed.” Poor Bill died.

Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, “You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell.”

Bill pleaded, “I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please.”

Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.

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31 Responses to New Operating System of car – Funny Joke

  1. muhammadakbarmy April 1, 2014 at 6:10 PM #

    This is awesome

  2. muhammadakbarmy April 1, 2014 at 6:09 PM #

    Good one.

  3. anis ahmad January 19, 2013 at 12:07 PM #

    Nice Joke.
    if really such software come out, by censoring itself it would apply the brake.

  4. Sonah October 31, 2012 at 2:15 PM #

    Modern man are mostly no better than prisoners when having to apply the new computer language; and some , as rightly pointed out in the story, are condemned to die.

  5. santha September 30, 2012 at 3:32 PM #

    Good one …..

  6. sk ashif September 23, 2012 at 10:02 AM #

    I also suspect that the joke is an intelligent one.

  7. sk ashif September 20, 2012 at 6:11 PM #

    Making fun of Gates! it’s great!

  8. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 5:39 PM #

    I would not normally re-do a comment! But I can’t but help sharing this one with your wonderful viewers, dear SARA!
    In India we have these “Sardarji” Jokes, like the English on the Scots, etc. Nice people both, the Sardars and the Scots! I hope my translation from the original is okay!
    A Sardar tells Bill Gates, “Array, Mr Gates, you are great. Your name is GATES, and yet you work on WINDOWS!”

  9. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 9:10 PM #

    Oh Please! This is a joke too far!

  10. Sonah August 23, 2012 at 1:19 PM #

    The computer can be a very good servant, but, is certainly a bad master.Also man made computer. Not the other way round. So one has to decide to what measure things should be left to a machine ,whatever the degree of perfection.

  11. Dhilip Somanathan August 11, 2012 at 12:09 AM #

    fair enough

  12. Iesracopk January 11, 2012 at 3:47 AM #

    Very nice

  13. Gundaraj December 8, 2011 at 2:53 PM #

    really foolishness…

  14. Rasha Rr10 November 17, 2011 at 9:50 AM #

    very funny

  15. Sethu Rajan October 25, 2011 at 8:11 AM #

    is it based on bill gates??

  16. Abdullah9july October 13, 2011 at 9:58 AM #

    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  17. Hashir October 2, 2011 at 5:26 PM #

    really a good1

  18. Friend September 24, 2011 at 1:02 PM #

    nice one>>…

  19. mustafa August 2, 2011 at 3:09 PM #

    bill gates??

    • Billgates December 8, 2011 at 2:56 PM #

      then whom do u know…… fool..

      • Anonymous December 9, 2011 at 8:42 AM #

        i know bill gates but i don’t think that happened to him i think they should’ve said an anonymous man

        please think before you reply

    • Billgates December 8, 2011 at 2:56 PM #

      then whom do u know…… fool..

  20. Goldypearl June 20, 2011 at 10:13 PM #

    very nice, can be applied on life.

  21. Tragaperras October 22, 2010 at 10:42 PM #

    Have you heard that Apple revealed today OS X 10.7 . The Lion as it is called seems to have some amazing new features. I am amazed! It will ship in the summer of 2011.

  22. Hamada September 7, 2010 at 7:29 PM #

    shadwa ??? Are you an Arab ??? lol

    Me to but I loved it

  23. Hamada September 7, 2010 at 7:28 PM #

    Hey Ali I like your experties on computering….. lol

  24. Ali August 25, 2010 at 6:13 PM #

    nicee hehe..
    anyway he still can press Escape
    😛

    • Praiser74 October 25, 2011 at 12:04 PM #

      Do u think can he escape still however backspace can be an option

  25. Anwar Tahir August 16, 2010 at 1:06 PM #

    good one

  26. shadwa March 27, 2010 at 8:06 PM #

    i dont get it :S

    • Devanand December 8, 2011 at 2:54 PM #

      bad smell is coming…