A sardar living in Australia goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in Australia ).He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to the payment counter . The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to […]
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The Three Dumbos – Very Funny
A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first brother answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” […]
Miscellaneous Jokes
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= What is common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Santa replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Santa […]
Mix Santa – Banta jokes
Mix Santa – Banta jokes Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck […]
Short Jokes by Idiot – Very Funny
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot) ———————————- Interviewer: what is your birth date? idiot: 13th October Which year? idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR ———————————- Manager asked idiot at […]
Sardar Jokes – You will stop after this!!!
A friend told me about an incident which I wish to share with you as it had a deep impact on my thinking. During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi . He/his friends rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, began cracking Sardarji jokes, […]