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Is Suicide better or getting Murdered?

Funny One-Liners My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are. Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING? Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make. I haven’t slept for ten days, […]

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It’s so Hot in Saudi Arabia that…..

Hot Jokes It’s so Hot in Saudi Arabia that…. the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs hot water now comes out of both taps. you actually burn your hand opening the car door. People are frying eggs on the roof of their cars your dream house is any house in Abha. Satan decided to take the […]

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If Mummies are from Egypt, then…

13 Mighty Funny One Line Jokes Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. If mummies are from Egypt, then from where are daddies from? A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. How can the cemetry raise it’s burial costs and blame it on […]

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A male gynaecologist is like a car mechanic who never owned a car. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient. Some […]

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