Read & Enjoy

A male gynaecologist is like a car mechanic who never owned a car.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage: We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner & some entertainment . She goes Wednesdays, I go Saturdays..

If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

The honest politician. Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

 No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 

Born free … taxed to death.

 I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!

 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

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7 Responses to Read & Enjoy

  1. Mubarek Alamin85 February 8, 2012 at 7:54 PM #

    So fireworks only works on your hands right on the blow.

  2. najla February 7, 2012 at 9:16 PM #

    the last one is the nicest!!

  3. Anonymous February 7, 2012 at 1:00 AM #

    nice jokes,
    although I’m sure I’ve read them here before

  4. owais siddiqui February 6, 2012 at 2:26 PM #

    I find this site a good effort . Keep it up

  5. Abdul Gafoor Syed February 6, 2012 at 12:07 PM #

    Fantastic !!!

  6. Fayazahamed57 February 6, 2012 at 10:39 AM #

    I agree with Tabish but fun jokes are for fun k so no point complaining…….

  7. Tabish February 6, 2012 at 5:45 AM #

    Some of them are nice……but most quotes are useless and irritating