It’s so Hot in Saudi Arabia that…..

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It’s so Hot in Saudi Arabia that….

the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs

hot water now comes out of both taps.

you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

People are frying eggs on the roof of their cars

your dream house is any house in Abha.

Satan decided to take the day off.

the cows in the NADEC farm are giving evaporated milk.

the temperature drops below 55, you feel a bit chilly.

the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking

the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

you start putting ice cubes in your water bed.  

you can say 65 degrees without fainting.

you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

your Caprice car overheats before you drive it.

you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.


23 Responses to It’s so Hot in Saudi Arabia that…..

  1. Gina chandran August 20, 2013 at 12:01 PM #

    I am in KSA. Few of them are TRUE…,,,,,,,,

  2. Anonymous April 8, 2013 at 2:41 PM #

    Air conditioners stop working too, hahahaha, this is a great joke!!!!

  3. Pwaveno January 3, 2013 at 4:10 PM #

    Very imaginative narration. Cheers

  4. Sonah October 13, 2012 at 6:41 PM #

    Extremes are always injurious, and highly inconvenient to cope with.Still you description of summer is like a fresh wind bringing a smile onto the reader.

  5. binteislam June 27, 2012 at 6:18 PM #

    gud jokes

    • Sara - Admin June 28, 2012 at 12:48 PM #

      Thanks binteislam.

  6. saif June 27, 2012 at 10:18 AM #

    salam to all grp.keep in mind that ramadahan is only blessing to beliver not like ,,,,,.i hope in sha allah ramdhan will bring good happiness and bless to us.

    • Sara - Admin June 28, 2012 at 12:48 PM #


  7. Hussain R HJI June 27, 2012 at 2:19 AM #

    Dear Sara, thak you for the last e-mail, it was realy a thought full idea, I am in favor of it, as this will give us an opportunity to contrabute and exchange/share our ideas, knowledge, calture, traditions and the custom with each other,

    I am sure a lots of our friends over there will appriciate this suggestion and will support your educational effort.

    Best Regards and good luck.

    • Sara - Admin June 28, 2012 at 12:47 PM #

      Sure Hussain…..God willing very soon we will start it.

  8. SaaD June 27, 2012 at 12:31 AM #

    A warm greeting From Saudi Arabia !

  9. annonomous June 26, 2012 at 11:01 PM #

    lol sooo funny lol!thnx sara!

    • Sara - Admin June 28, 2012 at 12:49 PM #


      • annonomous June 28, 2012 at 9:58 PM #

        ur welcome:) sara do u mind me askin were u get all these jokes from n stories?its just they r such nice stories so ye!

  10. sharif123 June 26, 2012 at 10:16 PM #

    Are you enjoying summer holiday?

  11. Nahreen June 26, 2012 at 8:52 PM #

    Really nice one.

    • Sara - Admin June 26, 2012 at 9:07 PM #

      Thanks Nahreen.

  12. Paras June 26, 2012 at 6:27 PM #

    The “boiled egg” & “evaporated milk” were quite funny and imaginative.
    Very well timed.

    • Sara - Admin June 26, 2012 at 9:05 PM #

      Thanks Paras. Nice to know you liked it.

  13. Muhammad Ikram June 26, 2012 at 5:08 PM #

    Fasting during hot days will be more rewarding In Sha Allah and Allah (SWT) will make Ramadan easy for all of us. The essence of fasting is realise the thirst and hunger of poor people and to feed them what what Allah has given to us.

    Regards, Muhammad Ikram

  14. honest person99 June 26, 2012 at 3:41 PM #

    this is nature and we like it<<<>>> Makkah and Madinah is the reward

  15. Ahmed June 26, 2012 at 3:10 PM #

    yo…saudiairabia is very hot these days…..and even ramadan is fast approaching..

  16. Walid June 26, 2012 at 3:08 PM #

    hahahahahaha……..lovely jokes…