the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking
the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
you start putting ice cubes in your water bed.
you can say 65 degrees without fainting.
you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
your Caprice car overheats before you drive it.
you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.