My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.
I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot.