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Is Suicide better or getting Murdered?

By on July 6, 2012 in ar, Jokes

Funny One-Liners

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?

If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot.

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19 Responses to Is Suicide better or getting Murdered?

  1. madhoor January 4, 2014 at 10:22 AM #

    nice1

  2. PRAKASH H,S, January 23, 2013 at 6:45 PM #

    GOOD ONE LINE PUNCH SENTENCES.ENJOYED.KEEP IT UP

  3. Pwaveno January 3, 2013 at 4:07 PM #

    Hahahahahaahahaahaha..very hilarious indeed

  4. Sonah October 31, 2012 at 2:03 PM #

    About politicians. They end up washing their dirty clothes in public.Couldn’t do better.

  5. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 9:17 PM #

    How so very true……..

    Actually these One-Liners give a lot of meaning in and to life; and take away a lot of our stress.

    Believe me, a lot of us cannot resist smiling at these.

  6. abdurrazaq July 30, 2012 at 8:19 PM #

    Good one. couldn’ stop laughing!

  7. kareem July 9, 2012 at 1:31 PM #

    nice jokes sara

  8. Noor July 9, 2012 at 1:29 PM #

    Nice

  9. Nahreen July 8, 2012 at 9:29 AM #

    Thanks Sara. It was really good. I enjoyed the part people discuss love marriage Vs arranged and the last part as well.

  10. Nizam HM July 7, 2012 at 12:02 PM #

    Marriage – Every one criticizes very badly and get in this without fail.

    • Mohammad Urooj July 7, 2012 at 4:48 PM #

      Yeah I know I wish before getting married God send us a video of married life. I am 200% sure no one will marry.

  11. Hammad azam July 6, 2012 at 2:21 PM #

    I love your opinion regarding politicians ESP our country is unfortunately full of these diapers plz let us know how to get rid of them

    • Sara - Admin July 7, 2012 at 12:02 PM #

      hahahaha

      • nizamhm1944 July 23, 2012 at 4:26 PM #

        Politicians tell different things in different ways but all their ENDS are same.

  12. Sara - Admin July 6, 2012 at 12:19 PM #

    -:)

    • Ian July 6, 2012 at 1:00 PM #

      Thanks for all the smiles i see on my friends faces after reading ur one liners to them. At times we R so involved in lives that we forget smiling. Thanks for making us smile.

      • Sara - Admin July 7, 2012 at 12:03 PM #

        Thanks Ian.

        • Maaham March 4, 2013 at 10:00 PM #

          Yeah I love this site too

  13. sharif123 July 6, 2012 at 12:05 PM #

    Good collection Sara. hope, there is no politician among your readers. If there is, be careful.