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Short Funny Jokes – Fast Fun

In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: “You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?” “No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth. ———————————— What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks? “How much money do you have?” “Where can you get more?” “Do you have anything you can sell?” […]

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Lawyers & the Bank Robbery

2 Attorneys “You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent. “And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with the case.” —————————————- Lawyers & the Bank Robbery (more…)

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Lawyer Jokes – Funny Attorneys

Attorney and lawyer jokes How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? •How many can you afford? •Three – one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company. ———————————- What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great […]

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Funny conversations

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: “I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client’s defense.” The judge asked, “What new evidence could you have?” The lawyer replied, “My client has an extra $5,000, […]

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