How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say “Fees!”
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“You seem to be in some distress,” said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?”
“Well, your Honour,” said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.”
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A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”
Tags: Tax lawyers are high paying. Personal injury lawyer and dui lawyer are good attorneys. Attorneys are lawyers and they fight for legal issues. Lawyers are basically attorneys. Dui lawyers are for drunken people.
There’s no such thing as a good or a bad lawyer. It would be like
comparing faeces. Almost all lawyers and doctors are scum. The
only difference is that a lawyer may only cheat you but a doctor
will cheat you and kill you too. I wish God will provide means to
get back at them.
It is really very funny…i like this more.
Same old jokes please.
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Nice Comments from Mustafa!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha..
didn’t understand all of them but some were good hope the lawyers don’t be sad