Lawyer Jokes – Funny Attorneys

Attorney and lawyer jokes

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

•How many can you afford?
•Three – one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.


What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!


How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say “Fees!”


“You seem to be in some distress,” said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?”
“Well, your Honour,” said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.”


A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”

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8 Responses to Lawyer Jokes – Funny Attorneys

  1. Abbasi November 28, 2012 at 2:51 AM #

    There’s no such thing as a good or a bad lawyer. It would be like
    comparing faeces. Almost all lawyers and doctors are scum. The
    only difference is that a lawyer may only cheat you but a doctor
    will cheat you and kill you too. I wish God will provide means to
    get back at them.

  2. trucking lawyer November 15, 2012 at 1:28 PM #

    It is really very funny…i like this more.

  3. Zafar Iqbal September 15, 2012 at 4:11 PM #

    Same old jokes please.

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  4. Mubarek AL-Amin August 23, 2012 at 10:12 PM #


  5. Hammad azam August 21, 2012 at 6:55 PM #

    All worthless

  6. Jawaid August 21, 2012 at 12:40 PM #

    Nice Comments from Mustafa!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. PakiGirl April 25, 2012 at 8:52 AM #


  8. mustafa August 3, 2011 at 3:03 PM #

    didn’t understand all of them but some were good hope the lawyers don’t be sad