2 Attorneys
“You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.
“And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition.
Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with the case.”
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Lawyers & the Bank Robbery
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables.
While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the other lawyer’s hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers, “What is this?”
The first lawyer replies, “it’s the $100 I owe you.”
Sara,
thus goes to show you how honest lawyers can be, that even at the point of death they honor their obligations.trust and love lawyers its legal.
Dear Ado… you missed the point! It was not the honesty but cleverness of the lawyer.
Sara,
i did not miss anything but used the jokes to the advantage of the lawyers, ..Lol
🙂
RUBBISH