A man takes his seat at FIFA world cup final in Brazil.
He looks to his right & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.
Man asks the guy: “who on Earth would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?”
Guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last four world cup finals together, but sadly she couldn’t make it to this one as she passed away.”
MAN: “oh… I am really sorry for your loss, but I must say that’s really nice of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat, but these are expensive tickets; you would have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you!”
GUY: “No I couldn’t as they are all attending my wife’s funeral!”
The Mirror Story
A long time ago in India..
There lived a man with his family in the jungle. They had never seen a mirror in their life.
One day the man found a mirror in the jungle. When he saw his image in it he thought it was his father’s photo, he became very happy and took it along with him. He used to speak to the mirror everyday.
His wife became suspicious of him and one day when the man was out to work, she looked into the mirror and told,
“Ah now I get it. So this is the lady who my husband talks to everyday.”
She became angry and showed the mirror to her mother-in-law.
Mother-in-law saw her image in it and said:
“Don’t worry, be grateful that she is an old woman and will die soon.”