A lady bought some bathing soaps from a shop. When she opened one of the packets, she found that it was empty. There was no soap in there; it was just an empty wrapper! She lodged a complaint against the manufacturer and got her claim. That being settled, there was a task before the management […]
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Want a job in Google?
A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Google. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ‘You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.The man replied […]
Ultimate Interview
OFFICER—– ——— –WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE— ——— —–M P. SIR OFFICER—– ——— –TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE— ——— —MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER—– ——— YOUR FATHER’S NAME ? CANDIDATE— ——— —-M P. SIR OFFICER—– […]
How Malayalees spread all around the world?
Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of them is Jose from Kerala Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, ‘I do not […]
Secret Chat During Office Hours
An employee working in the office was chatting with a female online. (Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s) Employee : Hey…Good Morning.. How are you doing today? Female: Very good morning….I am doing great and having got you on chat its getting better. Employee : wow…I feel […]
15 Hilarious Reasons Why They Didn’t Get The Job !
15 Really Funny Job interview Stories #1 An applicant said she was a “people person”, not a “numbers person”, in her interview for an accounting position. #2 Candidate told the interviewer that he was fired from his last job for beating up his boss. #3 Applicant smelled his armpits on the way to the interview […]
Whoever You Are, Your Job Is In Danger !
If you think better technology makes more and better jobs for humans, then this video is for you ! This video is a wake up call to humans ! A Must Watch (more…)
Employer and Employee Relationship – Cool Pics
Interview in an Indian Company
“When did India get independence?” He was asked. “The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947” He replied. “Who was responsible for our independence?” “There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be an injustice to another. ” He replied. “Is corruption the number one enemy […]
Why People Cannot Find Jobs in USA?
photo credit: Keoni Cabral Frank started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN […]