Interview in an Indian Company

“When did India get independence?” He was asked.

“The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947” He replied.

“Who was responsible for our independence?”

“There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be an injustice to another. ” He replied.

“Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?”

“Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report” He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Mr.Dumbo would not leave him. “At least tell me the answers” he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of Mr.Dumbo.  When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him.” By the way, what is your date of birth?”

He replied, “The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947.”

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. “What is your fathers name?”

He replied, “There were so many. Whom to mention”. If I name one, it will be injustice to another”.

The interviewer was incensed.

” Hey! Are you mad or what?”

He replied. “Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report .” 

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14 Responses to Interview in an Indian Company

  1. Jola Animashaun June 29, 2014 at 4:18 PM #

    Poor Dumbo, he copied and pasted wrongly!
    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
    Can’t stop laughing.
    Thanks Ali Admin.
    Regards to the wonderful entire ffj team.

  2. sharif123 November 16, 2012 at 7:55 PM #

    Truly hilarious. But you always mention two countries, India & Saudi Arabia. Hope dumbos exist in other countries also.

  3. Ashraf Tariq August 7, 2012 at 3:42 PM #

    Dear Sara, I do really love to read u daily. keep on gud work.

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 2:13 PM #

      Sure. God willing.

  4. nizamhm1944 August 1, 2012 at 3:58 PM #

    Good joke to enjoy.

    I enjoy the comments more than the joke, as most of them are written to satisfy Sara and get good name of Sara’s book

    If Sara is not a female the comments may be take some other turn. .

    • Paras August 1, 2012 at 4:58 PM #

      Your are right Nizam
      Some of the commentators (real Dumbos) often cross the limit of stupidity while praising the jokes……….. just to please Sara.

  5. shahid jamal July 31, 2012 at 10:05 PM #

    sara; realy u r working hard for humanbeing

  6. Mahi July 31, 2012 at 10:05 AM #

    Commenter’s joke was much better then urz sara:)

    • Sara - Admin July 31, 2012 at 12:39 PM #

      Thanks! Your comment is even better 🙂

  7. Muhammad Ashfaq July 31, 2012 at 1:05 AM #

    hhahhahhhah great………….. and ALLAHA bless You Dear Sis Sara………

    • Sara - Admin July 31, 2012 at 12:41 PM #

      Thanks Ashfaq.

  8. sharif123 July 30, 2012 at 9:47 PM #

    Truly hillarious

  9. Syed Hasan July 30, 2012 at 6:07 PM #

    Dear Sara here is some Indian stuff:

    Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara! (today,for the first time i did some thing good,
    despite this, the mob manhandled me and beat me a lot)

    Banta: Woh kya.. (why)

    Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.
    (there was a fire in one house,and some people were inside, I brake open the window and took all of them out.)

    Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara (then why the mob beat you)

    Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay! (because they were all fire-fighters)

  10. sid July 30, 2012 at 1:37 PM #

    Finally a good laughable joke from u, SARA..