Employee : Hey…Good Morning.. How are you doing today?
Female: Very good morning….I am doing great and having got you on chat its getting better.
Employee : wow…I feel honoured, you know what, I don’t feel like working, until I chat to you.
Female: Yup…even I feel the same way….Brb (be right back) I will get some Tea.
(Employee waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you.
Employee : [Idiot!! This guy always comes at wrong time] Yes tell me, sir.
Employee : I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Employee sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)
Female: Hey, am back
Employee : cool, you know what my manager does, he’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work….
Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick people these managers are!!
Employee : Yep, you are right!!
Female: Hey, can you do me a favor.
Employee : *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real Urgent for me to work this out.
Employee : hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check your mail in an hour from now. ok?
Female: This is what I asked you when I came to your work place. Now you understand who I am!
And one more point. Your 1 hour Starts Now!!
When I am reading the story mean time i am in ofiice
Bosses often give fictitious work to their secretaries, when the latter spend their time on phone when there is not much to do. It’s a strategy to keep them busy and maintain the good office environment.
HA! Ha!
Hoist by his own petard, as the old English phrase goes…
Hays Banana Face !
Three is equal to four
Theorem: 3=4
Proof:
Suppose:
a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3c
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
Do you know one thing!
You are wrong.
Why?
Because, you said a+b=c, and so a+b-c=0, so you are essentially dividing both sides by zero,
which is not allowed in mathematics!
So, please, don’t try to fool us with these cheap comments!
Yeah. Agreed. Calculus starts with problem of zero division. But I think we can comment on fellow reader’s comment politely.
m sure he’ll never enter into chatrooms during work hours..lol
lol
very funny!
Good experiment but it’s old!
He did the same mistake twice.. 🙂
agreed!
Ouch!
Poor guy. Our sympathy is with him.
My also!, but there is a price of lying!
so amzaing joke
i am so excited to read it
Nice to know you enjoyed.
Playing with the emotions is very bad.
Priorities of our life should be very clear in our mind.
1. Family
2. Work
3. Friends…
HAHAHAHA NICE ONE
hahahahhaha waooo it made me really amazed
awesome one
LoL
the best boss ever
this is a great joke
but wasn’t it strange when that guy didn’t know when she told him about the job
ohhh thats great it shows that girls are more important in our life
happy that he’s not my boss hehe :i
ooooOOOOOoooooOOOooo nice i really like it
hi good one
but i have a question 1st this manager should be questioned why he person-ate as female if this is the question to get a job then he better to come in the lady suit and get the job done from the subordinates. however this was wonderful i wish him the best of making such good jokes
silly ahmad read the joke carefuly … this guy was chatting as a female online with him
it is really nice& i want to resive a lot like this joke
but it is dificult
SO THIS IS TRUE THAT C2C CHAT IS MORE ADVANTAGEOUS THAT NOT C2C ONE.
ALWAYS DO C2C CHAT…. HAHAHA
Yes, I agree with Syed Adil Shaheen : 1st of all we should not mix our work/Carrier with our emotions, work is an art that we have to perform, girl is a gift that given by God, by the way friends you know what the full form of Girl: Ghost in Real Life and I have also studied some girls and can only understand them till A to G. A,B,C,D,E,F,G : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, and see this reverse what can we expect from girl G,F,E,D,C,B,A : Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (another) Boy Again.
Yes, I agree with Syed Adil Shaheen : 1st of all we should not mix our work/Carrier with our emotions, work is an art that we have to perform, girl is a gift that given by God, by the way friends you know what the full of Girl: Ghost in Real Life and I have also studied some girls and can only understand them till A to G. A,B,C,D,E,F,G : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, and see this reverse what can we except from girl
G,F,E,D,C,B,A : Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (another) Boy Again.
Manager sholuld have a positive approach. and i think in this case he perform with +ive sence. Question is that “””IS HERO FINISHED THE JOB IN ONE HOUR OR NOT, IF NOT THEN WHAT WAS THE FINE TO HERO””””””””””””””””
And the second one is that”””””””””””WHAT HERO WANT TO TRANSFER THE ASSIGNMENT TO FEMALE?””””””””””””””
I think There is a main Point that we all missing is that “Girls are wastage of time” so be aware with them . lozzzzzzzzzz Why so serious yaar..
Good one .. We all should do our work at time in any case..
hahahhah…..
Bosses are hated everywhere
anyway nice way to do work from an officer :-):-):-):-)
hahaha
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hehehehehhehehehhehehehhe
love is blind…………….
thats all
hhhhhhhhhhh
very nice joke ………………………………………..
after that hero will be very sad………….
Intelligent manager ,, hhhha
This shows the difference between the request of the manager and requested a girl !!