#1 Painting The Porch ! Dumbo comes up to the front door of a very expensive house and knocks gently on the door. When the rich owner answers, the Dumbo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.” The owner says, “I have […]
#1 Dumbo’s son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Dumbo: Give him a glass of water. #2 Jumbo: Why are you burying your driving license ? Dumbo: Because it is expired #3 Jumbo: I have seen your ATM card Password. It is **** Dumbo: You are […]
Why can’t the Tortoise fly? Once upon a time in a jungle, a little Tortoise decided to climb the tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground […]
Dumbo walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. Dumbo says, “I’ll have a burger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich. “What`s yours?” “I`ll have the same” says the ostrich. A short time later, the waitress returns with […]
#1 Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ? A: It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins… #2 All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them, but 5 missed calls from wife… Surely do #3 There is no good husband or a bad husband. […]
Dumbo: Why are these people running ? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the prize. Dumbo: If only the winner will get the prize, why are others running? ***** Dumbo was filling the application form for a job. He was confused as to what to be filled in “Expected Salary“ field. After […]
Joke 1 Dumbo: What is the name of your car? Tommy: I can’t remember the name, but it starts with ‘T’ Dumbo: Oh,What a strange car ,starts with Tea. All cars that I Know starts with petrol. Joke 2 (more…)
