8 Very Funny Jokes And Quotes For You !

#1
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?
A: It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins…

#2
All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them, but 5 missed calls from wife… Surely do

#3
There is no good husband or a bad husband. There is only a good liar or a bad liar.

#4
Do you know the punishment for polygyny ?
Many Mothers-in-law.

#5
Dumbo lost his wife in Tsunami.
One night while standing on the seashore, waves touching on his feet.
He shouted to sea ‘No matter how many times you waves, touch my feet,
I’ll never take her back! It is your mistake – Deal with it now!

#6
If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel

#7
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.”

#8
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.