Very Funny Dumbo Jokes For You !!!

lolDumbo: Why are these people running ?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the prize.
Dumbo: If only the winner will get the prize, why are others running?


Dumbo was filling the application form for a job. He was confused as to what to be filled in “Expected Salary“ field. After much thought he wrote: “YES!”


Dumbo: If I post this letter tonight, will it reach Texas in two days time ?
Post Master: Sure it will
Dumbo: But I am 100% sure it won’t
Post Master: Why not?
Dumbo: Because it’s addressed to Chicago!


Teacher: How old is your father ?
Dumbo: As old as me
Teacher: How can that be ?
Dumbo: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: “A bull and a cow is grazing in the farm” Correct this sentence!
Dumbo: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the farm”
Teacher: How is that a correct?
Dumbo: Ladies first!


Dumbo’s wish: When I die, I would want to die like my father who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the people in the car he was driving.


Teacher asked the class to make a sentence using word “beans“
Student 1: My Mother grows beans in her garden.
Student 2: My Mother cooks beans in the kitchen.
Dumbo: We are all “human beans”


Mailman: I had to come 10 miles to deliver you this parcel
Dumbo: Why did you come so far ? Instead you could have just mailed it to me


Dumbo: Oh! The police is here… Quickly jump out of the window!
Friend: But this is 13th floor
Dumbo: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions


Why did Dumbo open his lunch box in the middle of the road ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office

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8 Responses to Very Funny Dumbo Jokes For You !!!

  1. mohnooh April 2, 2014 at 3:09 PM #

    Very new and nice jokes

  2. kvkarunakaran March 29, 2014 at 10:39 PM #

    really wonderful jokes

  3. Jamil Ahmed March 26, 2014 at 10:05 PM #

    Dumbo is dumbo!!!

  4. sharif123 March 23, 2014 at 12:08 PM #

    Lunch box & Dumbo is the funniest one.

  5. Saad March 22, 2014 at 2:36 AM #

    A dumbo gave ten rupees as tip to the waiter.
    Waiter said: Sir, only ten rupees tip is just an insult for me. You should have given at least 20.
    Dumbo: hey, I can’t insult you twice. 🙂

    One more…

    Dumbo driver met an accident and hit a parked car.
    Jailor: how did the accident take place?
    Dumbo driver: I really don’t know sir. I swear, I was asleep. 🙂

  6. osama February 8, 2014 at 10:39 AM #

    it made me laugh….very funy

  7. Halal Jobs January 31, 2014 at 8:21 PM #

    ohhhh this is too good…