The Ostrich Mystery – Hilarious Joke !

130814191912-largeDumbo walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.

Dumbo says, “I’ll have a burger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich.
“What`s yours?”

“I`ll have the same” says the ostrich.

A short time later, the waitress returns with the order.
“That will be $ 50.60 please,”

Dumbo reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, Dumbo and his ostrich come again, and Dumbo says, “I`ll have a burger, fries and a coke,” and the ostrich says, “I`ll have the same.”

Once again Dumbo reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine, until late one evening, the two enter again.

“The usual?” asks the waitress.

“No, this is sunday night, so I will have a chicken burger, baked potato and salad,” says Dumbo.
“Same for me,” says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, “That will be $ 77.70”

Once again Dumbo pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can`t hold back her curiosity any longer.

“Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says Dumbo, “several years ago, I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just have to put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That`s brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you`ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That`s right! Whether it`s a coke or a BMW, the exact money is always there,” says Dumbo.

The waitress asks, “One other thing, sir, what`s with the ostrich?”

Dumbo replies with a slight frown, “My second wish was for a chick with long legs.”

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5 Responses to The Ostrich Mystery – Hilarious Joke !

  1. kvkarunakaran April 11, 2015 at 6:34 PM #


  2. Yunus April 10, 2015 at 4:41 PM #


  3. Talha March 5, 2015 at 12:41 AM #

    Dumbo was not dumb like his name…

  4. sharif123 March 1, 2015 at 3:12 PM #

    If Dumbo wished for a fat chick with short legs what he would get?

  5. @klmasoko February 28, 2015 at 5:32 PM #

    Lol, I don’t want a chick with long legs anymore.