Too much Speeding


A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain””Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say””And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.””Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

2 Responses to Too much Speeding

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 5:51 PM #

    Ha! HA!

    This is great! Police all over the world will not use their brains and ears! Just their Brawns!!!!!!!!

  2. fatima zahra September 5, 2010 at 7:24 PM #

    hi sister
    thank’s for the masseges
    lailatou kadrin moubaraka
    saha ftorek