Funny & Meaningful Quotes – Enjoy

A famous quote written at Bus stand

“Only bus stops here, not time.
So don’t waste your time. Keep moving with your duties”


Real time signboard outside an Undertaker in England
“People die for our services”


In India, parents say “Study well or you won’t get a job”
In USA, parents say “Study well my son or else some Indian will grab your job”


Abraham Lincoln said

“I may be walking slowly but I never walk backwards”
while John Benson said,
“Whenever I walk backwards, its for a long jump”


If you want something which you never had
Then do something which you never did.


War does not determine who is right – only who is left


A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.
Never give up coz what appears to be end may actually be a new begining.

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14 Responses to Funny & Meaningful Quotes – Enjoy

  1. Jola Animashaun June 9, 2014 at 2:01 PM #

    Very lovely quotes.
    Thanks Ali and ffj team for doing wonderfully well on this!
    May Allah swt reward you.
    😉 😉

  2. brahim April 26, 2013 at 7:14 PM #

    un conducteur de voiture type 2cv , avec son fils allaient à la plage
    qui n’est pas trés loin .
    garez la 2cv une vieille voiture et ils plongent tous les deux dans la mer
    sous l’eau ils ont trouvés une 2cv inondée sous la mer le pére a dit à son fils
    tiens mon fils aujourd’hui nous avons de la chance de trouver une autre 2cv
    comme ça on pourra enlever ses piéces détachées et les mettre à notre
    voiture .
    alors ils sortent tous les deux de la mer et qu’est ce qu’ils trouvent
    d’étonnants que la voiture qu’ils ont trouvés à la mer n’était autre que
    leur 2cv

  3. Sonah February 13, 2013 at 12:02 PM #

    Witty, and full of wisdom. The first one is a famous quote from Japan. A similar one on a bridge in Fatehpur Sikri, near the Taj Mahal: “Not allowed to stay on this bridge”. , symbolising the temporary nature of our life in this world. No one is here to stay for good. At the bus stop, on the bridge or on this earth, we are but travellers, and have to leave everything behind to be eligible for the next leg on this eternal journey.

  4. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 10:17 PM #

    Actually you should classify these jokes/one-liners/comments/quotes. Quite a few are non-serious jokes; quite a few are harmless jokes; and quite a few are serious ones. Mixing them all up is taking away their sanctity.

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 12:24 PM #

      Thanks for the good suggession Zafar Iqbal.

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    • Sara October 27, 2011 at 6:58 AM #

      Thanks Mazhar!!!

  7. Anonymous October 26, 2011 at 5:21 PM #

    very nice except that chemist one

  8. Kareemzeshan October 26, 2011 at 9:12 AM #

    sara your website is amazing i love it

  9. Fatima October 26, 2011 at 9:08 AM #

    ha haha !really really so funny quotes
    dear sara i like ffj thanks

  10. Suha October 26, 2011 at 6:27 AM #


    Man shows his wife’s photo
    Chemist – Sorry sir, I didnt know you had a prescription.

  11. Abier October 26, 2011 at 6:24 AM #

    very nice quotes =)
    thanks for sharing 😉

  12. fatima zahra September 10, 2010 at 10:51 PM #

    hi sister
    interessting subject
    i wana wich you a n happy fitr day
    saha idkoum