The Taxi Driver – Joke

The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

‘Wow, thank you’, said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

‘Wait, I think you are a little mixed up’, said the priest. ‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’

‘Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!’


8 Responses to The Taxi Driver – Joke

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 7:33 PM #

    Now you know why they drive so fast!

  2. Friend April 4, 2012 at 2:28 PM #

    Nice & Clever………..

  3. Mohammed Mir August 11, 2011 at 10:58 PM #

    Another point-to-note about the awkward manner that our world works. Good to know

  4. Mike@Black Cab Sales February 9, 2011 at 2:47 PM #

    This is so true 🙂 http://www.blackcabsales.com/

  5. Mike@Taxi Sales February 9, 2011 at 2:44 PM #

    Hahaa, very clever!

  6. fatima zahra September 1, 2010 at 5:09 PM #

    hi sara
    all your subjects are nice precisly your jokes.thank’s hbiba
    see you next time

  7. Maddy September 1, 2010 at 5:02 PM #

    very nice and its not point of laugh

  8. mahwish September 1, 2010 at 3:05 PM #

    hahahahhaa nice 😀