A Man’s wife died. Her burial was due after few hours.
His friend wiped his tears and asked, “Do you need anything?”
Man: “Please bring my laptop”
Man: I have to change my status to “single” on Facebook
Shortest argument between Husband and wife
Wife:I hate you
Husband: Oh! what a coincidence!
Husband: Darling, if one day I succeed in climbing the world’s
highest peak Mount Everest, what would you give me ?
Just a little push
A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel
room,”Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she
says she will jump out of the window of your hotel”.
The manager responded, “Sir that’s a personal matter.”
Husband: “The window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter !”