4 Super Duper Funny Marriage Jokes – Don’t Miss

A Man’s wife died. Her burial was due after few hours.
His friend wiped his tears and asked, “Do you need anything?”
Man: “Please bring my laptop”
Friend: “Why?”
Man: I have to change my status to “single” on Facebook

Shortest argument between Husband and wife
Wife:I hate you
Husband: Oh! what a coincidence!

Husband: Darling, if one day I succeed in climbing the world’s
highest peak Mount Everest, what would you give me ?
Just a little push

A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel
room,”Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she
says she will jump out of the window of your hotel”.
The manager responded, “Sir that’s a personal matter.”
Husband: “The window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter !”



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9 Responses to 4 Super Duper Funny Marriage Jokes – Don’t Miss

  1. Lilian September 28, 2014 at 8:00 PM #

    Veeeeery funny indeed!!!!!
    And sooo true

    • Sana - Editor FFJ September 29, 2014 at 1:22 PM #

      Good to know you liked them Lilian. Keep visiting FFJ also share this site with your family and friends 🙂

  2. Mirza Abrar August 2, 2014 at 11:13 AM #

    From where YOU get these funniest jokes???

  3. kvkarunakaran July 6, 2014 at 8:52 PM #

    good jokes

  4. sharif123 July 1, 2014 at 12:18 PM #

    Each one is unique. Superb. Thanks Sana

  5. mad June 29, 2014 at 2:54 PM #

    I like them all

  6. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH June 20, 2014 at 4:28 PM #


    very very funny.

    Thanks for sharing.