5 Funny Jokes to Make Your Day !

#1

An employee to his boss: Sir, I take off my hat to you! You and your wife have been married for 30 years, but you always hold hands when I see you walking around the town. This is something everyone should learn from you. Boss: Well, if I lose my hold, she will surely buy something

#2

An employee says to another: I am so excited about a book I saw in the book store today! And what is this book? It’s called “How to resolve 50% of your problems.” And you bought it? Yes, I bought two of them.

#3

The old people used to tell me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, ‘Ha ha, You’re next!’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals!

#4

Once a thief enters a home and finds a note on locker – “Please don’t break the lock, Just push the button and it will open easily. So he does the same, but after doing that – Police arrives! Thief Shouts: No honesty left in this World !

#5

Dad: Say Daddy! Baby: Mummy! Dad: Come on son, say daddy! Baby: Mummy! Dad: Idiot, say daddy! Baby: Idiot, Mommy! Mom: I’m home, sweetheart Baby: Idiot! Mom: Who taught you that? Baby: Daddy! Daddy Trolled !