A big time Gangster finds out that his personal accountant, Robert, has cheated him out of 5 million bucks. His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Robert would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the Gangster goes to […]
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Table Manners – Sameer Jokes
Table Manners – Sameer Jokes One day, Faisal and Sameer went to a hotel for lunch. As soon as the waiteress placed a large sandwich cut into two, Sameer quickly picked out the bigger half for himself. Faisal wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Sameer: “If you had […]
How Addicted to Facebook Are You ? Funny Quotes !!
Status: If I’m not on Facebook for more than 2 days… …Call the Police ! ******* Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes ******* I want to make my name on Facebook “NOBODY” so when I see someone post something stupid I […]
Husband And Wife Hilarious Jokes To Make You Day !!
JOKE #1 Boss hangs a poster in Office “I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET” He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. “Your wife called, she wants her poster back home.” ******************* JOKE #2 In New York, a man was watching a movie at home. and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! Don’t go inside […]
5 Husband & Wife Funny Jokes For You !!
Joke #1 Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Okay. give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second ! Joke #2 A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to […]
5 Hilarious Jokes For You – Don’t Miss !!
Joke 1 A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Ahmed doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent’s answer: Dear Teacher, Ahmed is not a rose, Don’t smell him,Teach him !! ***************** Joke 2 Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don’t know !! Mother : Sometime give […]
5 Husband And Wife Jokes For You – Don’t Miss !!
Wife : “Honey ! what will be your true feelings when I die?” Husband (With tears in Eyes) : “I will just go mad” Wife: “I hope you will not remarry?” Husband: “Well, Darling ! in a state of madness I can do anything” Wife : Shall I prepare curry or soup today? Husband : […]
9 Insanely Funny Customer Questions!!
1. A woman called an airlines office and asked for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a man, who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport […]
The Defective Laptop & The Girl !
Joke 1 Once a Girl went to a Computer shop and threw down her laptop on the salesman from whom she bought the laptop. Below is their conversation: Girl: You are crook. You gave me a defective piece. I cannot transfer files from my previous laptop. Salesman : Excuse me madam. Can you please show […]
Facebook Future Impact! – plus 2 more Jokes
Why are you late? – Joke 1 Mother: Why are you late? Son: A dog chased me. Mother: What all did you bring, from the market? Son: I threw all that at the dog But still it was chasing… Mother: Why didn’t you throw a stone at it? Son: Yes I threw a stone on […]