Husband And Wife Funny Jokes For You !!

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again