Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the […]
#1 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? #2 I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. #3 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. #4 Before borrowing money from a friend, decide […]
Indians will NEVER forget the famous statements made by their politicians. Check out these interesting posters that interpret visually popular public statements made by Indian Politicians #1 Narendra Modi’s (Present prime Minister of India) poll-time promise of “Achhe Din Aane Waale Hain” – “Good Days Are About To Come” People of India are still […]
#1 Who are lizards? Awesome answer by a kid: They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Bournvita when they were young #2 What is a Pizza..? A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education ! #3 What’s the best example of “once in a lifetime opportunity”? A mosquito sitting […]
Man outside Telephone booth: Excuse me ! You are holding the phone since half an hour and haven’t spoken a word. Man inside: I’m talking to my wife ********** Husband sent a text message to his wife from office, “Darling, I will come home late today, please wash all my clothes I need them for my […]
Son: Dad, l got selected for the role of ‘Husband’ in a play ! Dad: Idiot ! Ask your teacher for a role which has dialogues. ——————————————– Engineer Jokes Teacher: What is the difference between mechanical Engineers and civil engineers ? Student: Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets Three Engineers were riding in […]
Wife: I made tea Husband: I don’t want tea Wife: I didn’t made you tea. This is my tea Husband: Then why did you tell me ? Wife: It’s a conversation starter Husband: That’s a horrible conversation starter Wife: Oh Yeah ? We’re conversing… Checkmate Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty […]
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. Pupil : You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet. Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Johnny : Don’t bite any Sammy: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Sammy: […]
Dumbo: Why are these people running ? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the prize. Dumbo: If only the winner will get the prize, why are others running? ***** Dumbo was filling the application form for a job. He was confused as to what to be filled in “Expected Salary“ field. After […]
Joke 1 A fat man wanted to lose his weight so he went to the doctor The Doctor told him to do exercise and put him on a diet. The Doctor advised, “Stop eating excessively. Eat one day and skip the next day, and repeat this for one month. I assure you, the next […]
