4 Funny Funny Jokes – Dose of Laughter

Son: Dad, l got selected for the role of ‘Husband’ in a play !
Dad: Idiot ! Ask your teacher for a role which has dialogues.

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Engineer Jokes
Teacher: What is the difference between mechanical Engineers and
civil engineers ?
Student: Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build
targets

Three Engineers were riding in a car and it crashed.
Mechanical Engineer said, “It must be the brakes fault. Let me check
them out”
Electrical Engineer said, “I think it must have been the electrical
system. Let me check”
The Software Engineer said, “Guys, let’s close all the windows,
restart the engine and open the windows again. What say ?”

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A Boss didn’t get respect from his employees.

One day he hangs a small board in office that read,
“I am the Boss, don’t forget”
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
“Your wife called, she wants her board back home”