Wife: I made tea
Husband: I don’t want tea
Wife: I didn’t made you tea. This is my tea
Husband: Then why did you tell me ?
Wife: It’s a conversation starter
Husband: That’s a horrible conversation starter
Wife: Oh Yeah ? We’re conversing… Checkmate
Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ??
Boy: I can eat 5 apples..
Girl: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not in
Boy: Wow! Hilarious joke. I’ll tell my friend
Boy to his friend: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach ??
Friend: I can eat 10
Boy: Idiot! if you told 5 apples I would have told you a really funny joke.
An Arab Couple went to a hotel in America…
One day in hotel room husband heard his wife scream
“Farr! Faaaarrrrr” (which is the arabic word for mouse).
Now he wanted to inform room service but didn’t know English word for “farr”
Husband : Hello, room service?
Room service: Yes sir, how can I help you ?
Husband: Mmmm….. You know Tom and Jerry ?
Room service: Yes sir, I know tom and jerry
Husband: Wallah Habibi Jerry is here