Start Your Day With some Laughter – Hilarious Jokes

Wife: I made tea
Husband: I don’t want tea
Wife: I didn’t made you tea. This is my tea
Husband: Then why did you tell me ?
Wife: It’s a conversation starter
Husband: That’s a horrible conversation starter
Wife: Oh Yeah ? We’re conversing… Checkmate


Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ??
Boy: I can eat 5 apples..
Girl: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not in
empty stomach
Boy:  Wow! Hilarious joke. I’ll tell my friend
Boy to his friend: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach ??
Friend: I can eat 10
Boy: Idiot! if you told 5 apples I would have told you a really funny joke.


An Arab Couple went to a hotel in America…
One day in hotel room husband heard his wife scream
“Farr! Faaaarrrrr” (which is the arabic word for mouse).
Now he wanted to inform room service but didn’t know English word for “farr”
Husband : Hello, room service?
Room service: Yes sir, how can I help you ?
Husband: Mmmm….. You know Tom and Jerry ?
Room service: Yes sir, I know tom and jerry
Husband: Wallah Habibi Jerry is here


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17 Responses to Start Your Day With some Laughter – Hilarious Jokes

  1. kvkarunakaran April 30, 2014 at 4:30 PM #

    Hilarious jokes

  2. abmalik49 April 27, 2014 at 4:13 AM #

    I do not usually get to view FFJ during the daytime. So, for me it is rather a way to end my day with laughter.

    Thanks anyway Sara and Team!

  3. Jola Animashaun April 12, 2014 at 2:18 PM #

    LOL. Laughing is truly good for the health.
    Thanks a bunch. 😀

  4. Saad April 5, 2014 at 2:15 AM #

    For those people who face various kind of stress daily, ffj has provided a means of getting their minds fresh in 5 to 10 mins. This is truly a reward in its own for ffj. Thank you for setting up a smile on your readers faces. 🙂

  5. mohnooh March 28, 2014 at 12:07 AM #

    wah!!! apple joke is awesome.

  6. muhammadakbarmy March 25, 2014 at 4:10 PM #


  7. khaled mohamed March 25, 2014 at 10:45 AM #

    jerry is here, Please send Tom

  8. muhammadakbarmy March 24, 2014 at 11:59 PM #

    There is a good deed for you for every single smile or laugh

  9. muhammadakbarmy March 24, 2014 at 11:58 PM #

    Thank You.

  10. Jamil Ahmed March 24, 2014 at 10:10 PM #

    Last one is very good

  11. khaled mohamed March 24, 2014 at 2:22 PM #

    marvellous Jokes

  12. davesw3 March 23, 2014 at 10:46 AM #

    haha good one

  13. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH March 22, 2014 at 4:16 PM #



  14. Sajida March 22, 2014 at 3:45 PM #

    LOL!!! very funny jokes

  15. Iqra March 22, 2014 at 2:02 PM #

    Very funny Jokes

  16. HAMZAH ALI March 21, 2014 at 8:06 PM #

    nice, jokes

  17. Saad March 21, 2014 at 12:52 PM #

    LOL! Well, thanks FFJ for making us laugh and smile. 🙂

    But yeah, unnecessary laughter is also dangerous, Because balance in life is really important. Isn’t it? 🙂 And I am glad that FFJ has maintained a good balance among its posts…