Clever Employee And The Smart Boss

An Employee writes a letter to his Boss to increase his salary!

Dear Bo$$,
A$ we all have been reading in the new$paper$, the U$ economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion

In thi$ life, there are many thing$ that we need mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ employee$ who have given $o much $upport including our $weat and $ervice to thi$ company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely
Noddy Hook$

The next day, the employee received a reply from his Boss:

Dear NOddy,

I kNOw you have been working day and night. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw, you kNOw what I mean.

Yours Truly,
Manager