Mother & Daughter – Jokes

Joke 1

An 8 year old girl is talking to her mother….

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am i fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you look like a doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom!!!


Joke 2

When I was Studying…

My Mom called me, But I did not respond.

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again and again..

I shouted “Please Leave me to Study, My exam is near please I want to Study, I want to Study”

My Mom Slapped me and said:

Stop Dreaming “Wake up and Study!!!”

Dear Reader, do you have a funny Incident/Conversation with your Mom? Please share with us.

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12 Responses to Mother & Daughter – Jokes

  1. Mubarek AL-Amin February 26, 2013 at 3:16 AM #


  2. SANTHOSH February 18, 2013 at 11:22 AM #

    TAKE IT AS JOKE !!!!

  3. amina February 17, 2013 at 7:49 PM #

    about the first one: shame on you!

  4. Salahudheen February 16, 2013 at 5:27 PM #

    wht is wrong with u guys? its not a real incident; just a joke created by someone for the purpose of laughing..

  5. atef mohammed February 15, 2013 at 11:23 PM #

    the second joke is ok.but the second one lost its sense of humor.alittle bit insulting.girls should respect their moms.

  6. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH February 15, 2013 at 5:15 PM #

    very very nice jokes.

    thanks SARA, for sharing.

  7. Professor M. A. ALBURAEY February 15, 2013 at 5:13 PM #

    Nice and humourus cite. I have a member since long time ago. At this point of time, we need cites like this one.

    • Paras February 16, 2013 at 6:06 PM #

      Humourus cite!! Cites!!! very funny prophezzor …. sorry professor!

  8. saleem February 15, 2013 at 3:15 PM #

    Sara please! Mind your choice of posting jokes. Joke No. 1 is disrespect to mother rather than a joke.

    • Syed A K February 16, 2013 at 5:14 AM #

      I agree with you (Saleem)….please take them only as jokes
      Dear Sara, please take care of Saleem’s request

  9. Yunus February 15, 2013 at 2:12 PM #

    A stubborn daughter that seek for a way to abuse her mother. She should be careful

  10. sharif123 February 15, 2013 at 1:48 PM #

    Joke#1, the joke of the month.