Q1. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Q2. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Q3. How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
Q4. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Q5. Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Q6. Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That really hurt; watch where you’re going?”
Q7. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place :-)?
1. Because we didn’t
2. Because father-in-laws are nice or at least do not outwardly show their hatred
3. Because they’re ultra-flexible
4. The art of being clumsy (the only art that I have mastered)
5. Because we have money to burn
6. Hmmmmm no suggestions for that one
7. Yes, a lot!
Very nice.
tough questions
1-Darwin’s theory is false. 2-“In laws” are “out laws” in proverbs.Seldom mentioned in any literature. 3-Every creature knows how to reach prohibited areas like ADAM & EVE. 4-Uncalculated moves always fail. 5-We always try to catch past & desire to live in it. 6-Uncertainities. 7-Great expectations & desire for goodness.
Tough questions teacher
1 cause we never evolved from apes.
2 He does what is wife ( mother- in – law ) tells him.
3 The bugs laid tiny eggs which fell in the fixtures, hence dead bugs in enclosed fixture.
4 You think that your smart, but end up feeling really foolish.
5 we do not really like the cold,
6 We do not want to be considered weak.
7 I did not give my email address to you, please can you tell me how you came by it? Thank you.
Most of the stories have moral lessons , However if any one like and want to get its print out than it cant, why>
good questions.plz carry on.
Thank you for mail. From Kurdish region of Turkey.
1, Grand Parents do not change.
2. Everybody is scared of being beaten up.
3. They must be descendants of Houdini.
4. You do not want to loose your status of being Clumsy.
5. Man always craves for what is not with him.
6. It is too late.
7. I wonder!
I agree with Mr.Atef Mohammed. The perfect answer.
Thnx
best regards
Aziz
1 .Apes are like mirrors for most of the people. Mutual co existence
2. Mentally too old to be joked
3. Poor chaps were living before they entered
4. It starts with confusion and ends up in confusion
5. An assumption only. We try to keep 25 degree C all year round
6. Well, it is a matter of mind set
7. Perhaps, it was one of so many stupid actions that one takes for some petty gains
apes are a separate creation.God,the almighty,created man in a perfect picture.God say in the holy Quran that he did not witness them(those who gave us these theories that man evolved from apes)the creation of heavens and the earth nor the creation of themselves.We can not compare animals with humanbeings,though some animals are better than humanbeings nowadays.
may be apes evolved from human…lOl
(as punishment given by almighty for their sins)
If the gold rusts what iron shall do
1-Apes and humans have a common ancestor not that humans dev from apes.
7- to receive your wonderful stories daily. It uplifts really, and often make my day.
1. there are still Apes because people continue to evolve.
2. father in-laws are not the type to joke with.
3. because they are dead.
4. because our tables are not always well arranged.
5.just to regulate the room tempreture to our test, in the same manner we do in summer
6. that is not polite.
7. No.
1.I don’t know if people evolved from apes but even if they did, they did so according to the theory of evolution where certain environmental challenges give rise to mutation and then evolution!