Q2. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Q3. How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
Q4. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Q5. Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Q6. Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That really hurt; watch where you’re going?”
Q7. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place :-)?