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12 Double Meaning Quotes – Very Funny

By on February 13, 2013 in Funny Quotes, Jokes

Advertisement In a Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight….

One Lung At A Time!

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On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.

The more The Success,

The more The Relatives.

 ———————- 

My Grandfather Is Eighty

And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses….

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

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Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,

Don’t Stand In Her Way….

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Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.

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ADVERTISEMENT IN A Shop:

Guitar, for sale…….. Cheap..

…….no strings attached.

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The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions.

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Getting Caught

Is The Mother Of Invention.

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Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You Sleep Alone

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The Surest Sign

That Intelligent Life Exists

Elsewhere In The Universe

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

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Sign At A Barber Shop :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

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Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment

Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

 Dear Reader, do you know any funny Double Meaning Quotes, please share with us below.

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24 Responses to 12 Double Meaning Quotes – Very Funny

  1. Anam January 31, 2015 at 4:33 PM #

    🙂 :p

  2. Anam January 31, 2015 at 4:32 PM #

    🙂 p)

  3. Anam January 31, 2015 at 4:32 PM #

    🙂

  4. AbdulRahman October 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM #

    Some one posted on Facebook, ” I used to be a banker .. by I lost interest.” 😀

    hhh

  5. owais siddiqui May 18, 2014 at 10:00 PM #

    HAHAHA too good… Really funny

  6. Gamal May 3, 2014 at 3:24 AM #

    I enjoyed a lot > Thanks a lot

  7. Jamil Ahmed April 6, 2014 at 10:30 PM #

    LOL!!!!!!!!

  8. muhammadakbarmy April 6, 2014 at 6:01 PM #

    Very Very Very Funny

  9. nazmat1 April 6, 2014 at 11:34 AM #

    a good one…………

  10. Samra April 3, 2014 at 2:29 PM #

    Good sense of humor, thanks for sharing good jokes.

  11. Saad April 3, 2014 at 2:16 PM #

    LOL. These are superb. 🙂

  12. leoalam March 27, 2014 at 12:08 PM #

    hahaha….water passed by the manager….haha

  13. khaled mohamed March 25, 2014 at 11:09 AM #

    Sara this is one of your masterpieces

    • Sana - Editor FFJ March 26, 2014 at 9:07 AM #

      Thank you 🙂 Very good to know that you liked it so much

  14. khaled mohamed March 24, 2014 at 1:17 PM #

    Wonderful.

  15. get the girl code review michael fiore March 12, 2014 at 3:39 AM #

    Many times, people arre inadequate with words: they say one
    thing when they mean another altogether. This
    may be very strange to most of you, but again it will show power to not only women
    but to all other people around you. Or go into clothing stores and ask around, they’ll be glad
    to help yyou out.

  16. madhoor August 9, 2013 at 4:05 PM #

    nice1s

  17. huss4444 February 15, 2013 at 10:51 PM #

    behind every sort of happiness,there’s Sara. thanx

  18. Nahreen February 15, 2013 at 10:14 PM #

    Wow hillarious!!!!!

  19. Anu February 14, 2013 at 3:28 PM #

    HI SARA,
    After a long time i really enjoyed the jokes that is posted here…
    Very very very funny….
    Thanks for posting them…

  20. Lakhani February 14, 2013 at 7:53 AM #

    After very long time, you finally shared some good funny jokes!

    Congratulations!

  21. Abdul Matin Sheikh February 13, 2013 at 3:30 PM #

    SARA,
    thanks a lot for nice and funny jokes,

    have a nice day.

  22. Abdul Matin Sheikhj February 13, 2013 at 3:28 PM #

    VERY VERY FUNNY,

  23. sharif123 February 13, 2013 at 1:39 PM #

    Behind every funny jokes, there is Sara