A doctor is to give a speech at the function for Doctors Association. He jots down notes for his speech.
Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can’t read his notes. So he asks, “Is there a pharmacist in the house?”
A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.
Lady says to pharmacist: “Why does my prescription medication have 30 side effects?”
Pharmacist replies: “Cause that’s all we’ve documented so far.”
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man, “Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.”
“But doc,” protested the patient, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.”
“I know,” said the doctor, “I can cure pneumonia.”