Insanely Funny – Medical Jokes

A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is expecting and could deliver any time soon!”laff

“Is this her first child?” the doctor asked.

“No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”


 Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?

Doctor- No.

Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?

Doctor – No.

Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?

Doctor – No.

Lawyer – So, when you signed the death certificate you weren’t actually sure he was dead, were you ?

Doctor – Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.


A man who owns a pharmacy showed up at work one day around noon. He saw a man leaning against the wall outside with a grimace on his face.

The owner asked his assistant manager who the guy outside was. The assistant said, “He came in looking for cough medicine. I could not find any, so I gave him a bottle of laxative and told him to drink it all.”

The manager said, “You can’t cure a cough with laxative!” The assistant replied, “Sure you can. Look at him, he’s afraid to cough.”

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9 Responses to Insanely Funny – Medical Jokes

  1. Simran Rashid December 10, 2013 at 6:02 PM #

    Love the last one…so good, innit?!

  2. The_Engineer February 9, 2013 at 5:36 PM #

    Love it
    Really hilarious.
    The picture on the side describes it well – I am holding my stomach and laughing.
    It will be a sad day for us if Sara should ever stop this blog.

  3. madooo12 February 3, 2013 at 2:18 AM #

    thanks,they’re quite nice

  4. sharif123 February 2, 2013 at 11:24 PM #

    All are good. Thanks Sara

    • Ali - Admin February 3, 2013 at 7:29 PM #

      Welcome Sharif.

  5. Syed A K February 2, 2013 at 10:22 PM #

    Hahh Hahh Haaa………LoL

  6. Shakil February 2, 2013 at 3:22 PM #

    The lawyer joke pays for it all

  7. Teo February 2, 2013 at 1:51 PM #

    Emmm not bad

  8. Khan February 2, 2013 at 12:58 PM #

    love medical joke dude