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Women vs Men – Very Funny

By on December 17, 2012 in ar, Jokes
Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairy-tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work….

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

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25 Responses to Women vs Men – Very Funny

  1. Pareethu Bava Khan December 15, 2014 at 12:33 PM #

    It is a speaking indication about the importance and relevance of mindset of everyone

  2. mina October 29, 2013 at 7:51 PM #

    OOOOOOOOOOOPS ITS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY.i wud luv to have jokes into my inbox frequently.

  3. Mubarek.alamin January 17, 2013 at 2:42 AM #

    Verzion Can you hear me now?

  4. Pwaveno January 3, 2013 at 4:22 PM #

    Hahahahaha…I think women better watch out what they call romantic because men may be covering up something! If a man suddenly becomes too nice overnight he is a suspect of something!

  5. annonomous December 27, 2012 at 5:36 PM #

    Men are soooo tight

  6. sneha December 21, 2012 at 6:40 PM #

    i would like to get jokes in my inbox

    • Anonymous March 19, 2013 at 10:59 PM #

      Just subscribe then

  7. salahudheen December 17, 2012 at 1:15 PM #

    best

  8. Akash December 17, 2012 at 12:40 PM #

    FANTASTIC JOKE

  9. SVR December 4, 2012 at 5:12 AM #

    Men are from Mars and women are from Venus….
    The positive note is that they can co-exist.

  10. Sonah November 15, 2012 at 5:59 PM #

    Erosion of family values in modern society. Also pretension and hypocrisy.

  11. Sonah November 15, 2012 at 5:55 PM #

    Erosion in family values in modern society. Also pretension and hypocrisy.

  12. Mai October 16, 2012 at 6:23 AM #

    What a twist in life situation!

  13. Sheherbanoo September 2, 2012 at 11:20 AM #

    Really funny . 4 som people it’s a blessing, 4 others d same thing is a misery

  14. shabruh July 30, 2012 at 3:46 PM #

    Someone’s misery is other one’s delight

  15. sharif123 July 29, 2012 at 10:10 PM #

    Poor husbands all over the world.

  16. moazzim May 26, 2011 at 8:09 PM #

    Aurat kaya jane, mardon ke tarikke………..!!!

  17. Anonymous May 15, 2011 at 5:11 PM #

    lmaooooo hahaaa  

  18. zarif January 8, 2011 at 8:18 PM #

    :))

  19. Ahmad Q December 14, 2010 at 5:59 PM #

    Soooooooooooooo funny , we could recognise now how wifes are positives….hahaha

  20. Web Hosting Pointer December 14, 2010 at 2:32 PM #

    Oops. I think it is women and their point of view. You too?

  21. mary November 26, 2010 at 7:45 PM #

    i did nt read…………. it but it seems good………….:-P

  22. mustafa m dodh November 18, 2010 at 2:13 PM #

    same story…different version.very good though

  23. mimo 26 November 11, 2010 at 11:40 PM #

    nonsense joke

    • rocky ross August 11, 2011 at 7:15 AM #

      just give you joke