Are You Addicted To Facebook??

Joke 1

No Homework

Teacher: Why you didn’t do your homework?

Jack: Sir, there was power failure so no light.

Teacher: You should light the candle then.

Jack: Sir, there was no Lighter.

Teacher: Why you don’t have a Lighter?

Jack: Sir, the candle was placed where we use to pray.

Teacher: SO.. you should take from there.

Jack: Sir, I didn’t had bath.

Teacher: Why u didn’t took the bath?

Jack: No water Sir.

Teacher: Why water was not available?

Jack: Motor was not working!!!

Teacher: Stupid!!! Why the motor was not working?

Jack: Sir, I have told you beginning itself there was no power!!!


Joke 2

Extreme Facebook Addiction – Hilarious 

Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Jack: Facebooking

Teacher: NO! I mean what will you become?
Jack: Admin of Facebook pages

Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you achieve after you grow up?
Jack: Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?
Jack: I create a page for them on Facebook. ‘I Love My Parents’

Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from you?
Jack: My Facebook password!

Jack: Facebook but never face your books..

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10 Responses to Are You Addicted To Facebook??

  1. plug adapter November 16, 2012 at 9:39 AM #

    Nice jokes ..i love this kind of jokes ..keep it going plz.

    • Ali - Admin November 19, 2012 at 1:00 AM #

      Thanks adapter 🙂

  2. Mubarek AL-Amin November 15, 2012 at 10:56 PM #

    A faceb00k FrankGee.

  3. Umair November 15, 2012 at 9:07 PM #

    Today’s post did not meet the standard of ffj.
    It was the worst one

  4. madooo12 November 15, 2012 at 7:10 PM #

    yes I think articles should be reviewed for grammar errors, anyways I liked the the “never face your books part”

    BTW I never use facebook

    • Ali - Admin November 19, 2012 at 1:01 AM #

      Amazing, never use facebook?

      • Lakhani November 19, 2012 at 9:42 AM #

        Yes! Me neither.

      • madooo12 November 21, 2012 at 9:09 PM #

        yes never

  5. sk ashif November 15, 2012 at 4:29 PM #

    ha aa ha!

  6. Saeed November 15, 2012 at 1:07 PM #

    oh my god the grammar in the first joke killed me! at least let someone review the jokes before publishing them!!!