Joke 1
No Homework
Teacher: Why you didn’t do your homework?
Jack: Sir, there was power failure so no light.
Teacher: You should light the candle then.
Jack: Sir, there was no Lighter.
Teacher: Why you don’t have a Lighter?
Jack: Sir, the candle was placed where we use to pray.
Teacher: SO.. you should take from there.
Jack: Sir, I didn’t had bath.
Teacher: Why u didn’t took the bath?
Jack: No water Sir.
Teacher: Why water was not available?
Jack: Motor was not working!!!
Teacher: Stupid!!! Why the motor was not working?
Jack: Sir, I have told you beginning itself there was no power!!!
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Joke 2
Extreme Facebook Addiction – Hilarious
Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Jack: Facebooking
Teacher: NO! I mean what will you become?
Jack: Admin of Facebook pages
Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you achieve after you grow up?
Jack: Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?
Jack: I create a page for them on Facebook. ‘I Love My Parents’
Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from you?
Jack: My Facebook password!
Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
Jack: Facebook but never face your books..
Nice jokes ..i love this kind of jokes ..keep it going plz.
Thanks adapter 🙂
A faceb00k FrankGee.
Today’s post did not meet the standard of ffj.
It was the worst one
yes I think articles should be reviewed for grammar errors, anyways I liked the the “never face your books part”
BTW I never use facebook
Amazing, never use facebook?
Yes! Me neither.
yes never
ha aa ha!
oh my god the grammar in the first joke killed me! at least let someone review the jokes before publishing them!!!