Joke 1
Fine for Dumping Garbage
The Policeman pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his car into the ditch. The Policeman asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head.”
“Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumping’ it here, ’cause it says: ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.’ ”
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Joke 2
Why I want to be in India?
A senior citizen in India tells to his friend “When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in India.”
When asked why, he replied, “I’d rather be in India’cause everything happens in India 10 years later than in the rest of the world.”
India is not a Country (or a Nation) but a congeries of states brought
together on the doctrine of language and regionalism. Lack of honesty,
integrity and trusworthiness have become the hallmarks of us Indians.
This is the reason why black money siphoned off by the corrupt to swiss
banks and other accounts stands at a staggering and shocking 25 lakh
crores. In contrast, 37.2 percent of Indians live below the poverty line;
a woman is raped every 20 minutes… ad infinitum. This puts in mind about
what Kalhana (12th cent. C.E.) said about India: “This land after having been
a virtuous woman, has fallen like a prostitute into the arms of the insolent.
Henceforth, whoever knows how to succeed by mere intrigue will aspire to
that Kingdom whose power has gone.”. Prophetic. wasn’t he, Azhar?
I condemn Sara and team for publishing jokes about India. India have some kind issues but every country has got its own problem including the well developed countries. Sara and team should not target a particular community. Moreover it is a shame to those Indians who laugh at the jokes said about their own country. Be proud that “You are an Indian”
hahaha!!!really funny.
funny Indian man that why your flag looks so cool.
India is both good as well as bad in its own way…
but either way you cannot call it backward, it has got all the latest techs,
and even in the rest of the world, who do you think makes all this latest tech stuff..? Indian engineers. and also it is a place where you get best quality medical treatments for the cheapest rates. But yes, as I said India is equally bad considering its dirty politics. (anyway the jokes were funny). Thanks.
India is 2nd largest, fastest growing economy in world, India has largest number of doctors, engineers in world. India has largest number of English speaking people in world. Just wait 15 years, There will not be any country which can compete with India. Still world imitate Indian culture, bollywood, dressing , food. Its world’s largest democratic country.
I liked both, especially the second one
with my repect to all pakistani’s I think this joke has been said by one of them
in reality I don agree with whom ever has said this joke, cuz some one has to look the development in technology, Industries, science and thier IT sysstem now a days etc and than judge them.
by the way I am a Bahraini National
I ahve not been able to see the man. What I think is can be a man is not by any sandard.
Fantastic, particularly the 2nd one.
delay delay and delay is the killer of time u know.
in yet other words, procrastination is the killer of time .
This is the tragety of India. Delay in decisions leave the country far behind. Take the case of Islamic Finance. Most developed & develping, secular, democratic countries have implemented for the development of their nation, whereas India is still studying, discussing, talking and what not!