Hilarious Computer & Email Jokes

A customer sent an email to Technical Support:

Customer: “I CAN’T SEND OR RECEIVE EMAIL! HELP!”

We’re only allowed to reply through email, so I almost deleted it. But I thought over it again.

Technical Support: “Yes you can.”

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I received the below email from one of my friends: 

Apparently I have read-only access with the email, but my boss would like me to be able to send messages as well. Is there any way this can be established with my account?

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One time I was on a my personal computer when my nine year old cousin came to me.

She asked what I was doing. I said that I was checking my mail. She looked at the Gmail login screen and hesitated.

Then she said, “Wow, all this time I thought it was called Email.”

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My brother called me up one day and asked me to help him with a problem he was having sending email.

Brother: “I can’t send any email to you.”

Me: “So what’s the problem? Are you getting any error messages?”

Brother: “No, but everytime I try to go to your email it asks me for your password, and you never gave it to me!”

It turned out he was trying to get into my Yahoo mail account to send me an email.

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I actually had this emailed to me once:

Help! I can’t find your email address. What is it?

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A customer sent the below email to the Technical support:

Customer: “If I want somebody to send a reply to my email…should I include a self-addressed stamped envelope along with it?”