Syrian Parliament – Funny Joke

Joke 1

A member of the Syrian Parliament, known for his hot temper and sharp tongue, exploded one day in the morning session and began to shout, “Half of this Parliament is made up of stupid and corrupt politicians!”

All the other members of the Parliament demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.

After a long pause, the angry member said:

“OK,” he said, “I withdraw what I said. Half of this Parliament is NOT made up of stupid and corrupt politicians!”


Joke 2

One rainy evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mother, will you sleep with me tonight?”

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in your father’s room.”

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, “The big sissy.”


18 Responses to Syrian Parliament – Funny Joke

  1. Abid February 19, 2015 at 6:30 PM #

    Both the were good with truth in it.

    1. No matter he withdrew his comments, yet he convoyed the message.

    2. The little Boy was afraid to sleep alone, but when mother said she cannot sleep with him as she had to sleep with father, the little boy replied, the Big Sissy. – i.e a big sister (girl). – what he meant was; Father even though grow up as a man, cannot sleep alone due to fear like a fearful sister.

    – that’s the innocence of a child.

  2. baba kura January 22, 2013 at 5:04 PM #

    it is a joke and is funny

  3. Aloo2 October 31, 2012 at 6:54 PM #

    No funny this time
    Try another one

  4. Arabella October 18, 2012 at 4:57 PM #

    Hahaha. Very funny!!!

  5. Sonah October 14, 2012 at 5:53 PM #

    2nd. Joke.
    Achild innocence. What a blessing.!

  6. Sonah October 14, 2012 at 5:48 PM #

    1st. Joke.
    Very ingenious. The intention remains unchanged with a twist of words. That’s whata good joke is all about.

  7. Hammad azam July 4, 2012 at 11:31 AM #

    The little voice was his father’s infact who whispered

  8. binteislam June 28, 2012 at 11:01 AM #

    hahahaha for 2nd 1

  9. Paras June 27, 2012 at 4:54 PM #

    Dear Zeeshan/Lalitha/Abdul Razzaq/Machina
    Sissy = A timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive.
    Sissy = Having unsuitable feminine qualities
    WordWeb Dictionary

  10. I G MACHINA June 27, 2012 at 4:27 PM #

    what is sissy by the way

  11. Ahmad June 27, 2012 at 2:33 PM #

    hey ppl these are jokes, grow up, and its common to change venues of jokes and authors, jokes are not protected by intellectual rights, keep them coming Sara good job.

  12. Khaled June 27, 2012 at 2:12 PM #

    Big Sissy means Big Coward, keep it up sarah.

  13. Mohammed Ahsan Ali June 27, 2012 at 1:51 PM #

    Joke 1 : This was not in Syrian Parliament. It was told by Martin Luther King, the black American activist.
    Joke 2 : ‘The big sissy’ is what his mother calls his father. Check for ‘sissy’ on wikipedia…you won’t like the joke so much!

  14. Hellem June 27, 2012 at 1:35 PM #

    STUPID JOKE, n’avez vous pas honte de faire circuler ce genre de betises?

    • Arabella October 18, 2012 at 4:59 PM #

      Relax! C’est juste une blague!

  15. Mr Abdulrazak June 27, 2012 at 12:27 PM #

    ” the big sissy ” What is it?

  16. V Lalitha June 27, 2012 at 12:26 PM #

    What is mean by Big Sissy

  17. zeeshan June 27, 2012 at 11:57 AM #

    what is meant by ‘The big sissy’.??