Egypt or Moon – Which is Far?

Joke 1 

Two Dumbos living in Kuwait were sitting on a bench talking, and one Dumbo says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Egypt or the moon?’

The other Dumbo turns and says ‘ Ofcourse Egypt is far, are you able to see it ??’

Joke 2

A Dumbo puhes his Caprice car into a petrol pump. He tells the mechanic it died. After the mechanic worked on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

The Dumbo asked, ‘What’s the story?’

The mechanic replies, ‘Just some crap in the carburetor’

The Dumbo asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’

Joke 3

A police officer stops a Dumbo for speeding and asks him very nicely if he could see his license.

The Dumbo replies in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and the today you expect me to show it to you!’

Joke 4 

There’s this Dumbo out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Dumbo on the opposite bank ‘Yoo-hoo!’ He shouts,

‘How can I get to the other side?’

The second Dumbo looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’ ??’

20 Responses to Egypt or Moon – Which is Far?

  1. Anonymous April 10, 2013 at 2:09 PM #

    I like the police officer one and the first one, these are good!!!

  2. A. G. Fancy February 18, 2013 at 3:05 PM #

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    Without economy none can be rich, and with it few will be poor. He who will not economize will have to agonize.

    Face off your difficulties with patience, and fence in your blessings with thankfulness.

    Failures are divided into two classes—those who thought and never did it, and those who did it and never thought.

    Do not disappoint a person who holds a good opinion of you, and do not make him change his opinion.

    The true way to gain much, is never to desire to gain too much.

    Richness does not come from an abundance of wealth; true richness is the richness of the heart

    It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice. He who is happiest is he, who gives most happiness.

  3. Aloo2 November 1, 2012 at 4:04 PM #

    All of repeated many times on the web….kindly update your jokes more often

  4. Sonah October 15, 2012 at 2:46 PM #

    Good one. Reminds me of another Dumbo who witnessed an act of murder at a distance at night. When asked by the Magistrate how could this be possible, the winess replied with confidence,”The moon is so far away, and I can still see it clearlt at night, the murder scene is just a mile away, so?”

  5. hanan July 4, 2012 at 11:54 PM #


  6. IY June 29, 2012 at 12:44 PM #

    The last one was the better joke..

  7. Maged June 28, 2012 at 6:53 PM #

    The question is : who dares to make fun of Egypt ? let any one does, but hope he/she tells from which country !!

    • hassaan February 23, 2015 at 1:25 PM #


  8. A7MAD June 28, 2012 at 6:04 PM #

    Greetings everyone,
    I was wondering about ” sara ” gender ?? is he/she male or female ?? or does he choose a female name to attract visitors ??

    • annonomous June 29, 2012 at 10:33 PM #

      ur soo nosy

      • A7MAD June 30, 2012 at 10:06 AM #

        First of all, learn how to type then take to me … and why am I so nosy for just asking such a question ??

        • annonomous June 30, 2012 at 11:36 PM #

          u dnt make sense ur self!wat do u mean “take to me” :P:P:P

          • A7MAD July 1, 2012 at 2:09 AM #

            Ah.. Silly me … How did I miss such a typo ..sorry for being arrogant 🙂

  9. inaam June 28, 2012 at 3:56 PM #

    Nice and funny

  10. um mustafa June 28, 2012 at 3:11 PM #


  11. Ahmed June 28, 2012 at 12:49 PM #

    hahahah….the egypt joke was great…thankyou a lot sara.

    • Morsi June 28, 2012 at 12:50 PM #

      Don’t make fun of Egypt!!!! they are graet people.

      • Asim June 28, 2012 at 3:23 PM #

        Now this is a real Dumbo here!!

        Where exactly did u see somebody making fun of Egypt?!!

        • waleed badawy June 28, 2012 at 6:15 PM #

          He is not a Dumbo, he is Se3edi 🙂 , by the way I am Menoufi !!!

      • Khan August 22, 2013 at 2:14 PM #