Two Dumbos living in Kuwait were sitting on a bench talking, and one Dumbo says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Egypt or the moon?’
The other Dumbo turns and says ‘ Ofcourse Egypt is far, are you able to see it ??’
The Dumbo asked, ‘What’s the story?’
The mechanic replies, ‘Just some crap in the carburetor’
The Dumbo asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’
A police officer stops a Dumbo for speeding and asks him very nicely if he could see his license.
The Dumbo replies in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and the today you expect me to show it to you!’
Joke 4
There’s this Dumbo out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Dumbo on the opposite bank ‘Yoo-hoo!’ He shouts,
‘How can I get to the other side?’
The second Dumbo looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’ ??’
I like the police officer one and the first one, these are good!!!
Add useful quotes like the following:
Without economy none can be rich, and with it few will be poor. He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Face off your difficulties with patience, and fence in your blessings with thankfulness.
Failures are divided into two classes—those who thought and never did it, and those who did it and never thought.
Do not disappoint a person who holds a good opinion of you, and do not make him change his opinion.
The true way to gain much, is never to desire to gain too much.
Richness does not come from an abundance of wealth; true richness is the richness of the heart
It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice. He who is happiest is he, who gives most happiness.
All of repeated many times on the web….kindly update your jokes more often
No.1
Good one. Reminds me of another Dumbo who witnessed an act of murder at a distance at night. When asked by the Magistrate how could this be possible, the winess replied with confidence,”The moon is so far away, and I can still see it clearlt at night, the murder scene is just a mile away, so?”
hahahahaah
The last one was the better joke..
The question is : who dares to make fun of Egypt ? let any one does, but hope he/she tells from which country !!
egyptian
Greetings everyone,
I was wondering about ” sara ” gender ?? is he/she male or female ?? or does he choose a female name to attract visitors ??
ur soo nosy
First of all, learn how to type then take to me … and why am I so nosy for just asking such a question ??
u dnt make sense ur self!wat do u mean “take to me” :P:P:P
Ah.. Silly me … How did I miss such a typo ..sorry for being arrogant 🙂
Nice and funny
funny…..thanks
hahahah….the egypt joke was great…thankyou a lot sara.
Don’t make fun of Egypt!!!! they are graet people.
Now this is a real Dumbo here!!
Where exactly did u see somebody making fun of Egypt?!!
He is not a Dumbo, he is Se3edi 🙂 , by the way I am Menoufi !!!
Really…!!!!!!?????