Words Managers use – Very Funny & True Interpretations!!

1.”We will do it” means “You will do it
2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you
3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same
4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done“At least not tomorrow!
5.”After discussion we will decide -I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do
6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied

7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, will talk later”

8.”We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time”
9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”
10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means “We had actually fought”
11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”
12.”You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”

13.”We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell you where your fault is”
14.”Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means, “Work is the only priority
15.”We are a team,” means, “I am not the only one to be blamed
16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”
17.”All the Best” means You are in trouble

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19 Responses to Words Managers use – Very Funny & True Interpretations!!

  1. Ayub Ahmed February 27, 2014 at 5:44 PM #

    Its amazing….Very nice turth about management.
    Thanks sara

  2. Syed A K January 8, 2013 at 5:16 PM #

    Good research on managers. Ok Sara, you are given PhD…LoL

    • Ali - Admin January 13, 2013 at 6:30 PM #

      lol 🙂

  3. A.Azim January 3, 2013 at 12:06 PM #

    True true true true true true true true.

    • Ali - Admin January 5, 2013 at 12:43 AM #

      Very True indeed 🙂

  4. Zafar Iqbal September 20, 2012 at 5:28 PM #

    You do not have to do a PhD in OB (Organisational Behaviour) to know that this is 100% true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. binteislam June 27, 2012 at 7:03 PM #

    hahahhahaha..,clever managers.

  6. zubair May 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM #

    Really True, I recalled my manager, Thanks Sara for such a post. Keep Posting

  7. Niaz May 24, 2012 at 10:35 AM #

    Realistic meanings
    very nice

  8. umar shago May 23, 2012 at 2:54 PM #

    absolutely true hahahahh

  9. Ch.Atiq May 23, 2012 at 2:23 PM #

    Lol…damn right…always been true and will remain 😉

  10. Qutubudeen May 23, 2012 at 2:20 PM #

    hay its 100% true

  11. humayun ali daud May 23, 2012 at 2:12 PM #

    very true it iz 🙂

  12. sharif123 May 23, 2012 at 12:36 PM #

    Can I forward this message to my Boss?

    • Law May 26, 2012 at 4:39 AM #

      Sure and get FIRED!

      • sharif123 May 26, 2012 at 5:21 AM #

        then funny jokes site will no longer be funny for me.

  13. Lakhani December 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #

    Not hilarious but true.

  14. showman April 3, 2011 at 2:09 PM #

    hahaha , it’s realy true