Your Eyesight seems to be Poor – Medical Jokes

Strange Problems – Joke 1

Patient: Doctor, I am having some strange problems off-late and I hope  you will be able to diagnose them.

Doctor: To begin with, your eyesight seems to be very poor.

Patient: How can you say that? You haven’t even examined me yet.

Doctor: You failed to see the sign outside. This is a veterinary hospital.

No need for the operation – Joke 2

A woman dressed in patient’s clothes, runs into the waiting room of the hospital and says to the husband, “I want to go to home now! I’ve changed my mind about the operation.”


“Because the nurse said, ‘It’s a simple operation—very easy. You’ll be fine, don’t worry.”

“She was just trying to comfort you,” said the husband.

“She wasn’t talking to me,” she said. “She was speaking to the surgeon!”


10 Responses to Your Eyesight seems to be Poor – Medical Jokes

  1. Muhammad ABRAR Qureshi February 15, 2015 at 2:47 PM #

    Interesting quotes. Facts are stubborn things.

  2. sudheer February 12, 2014 at 10:51 AM #

    OFF late is a wrong expression – of late is correct

    It’s an error a lot of people make, so if you are also guilty of it, don’t worry about being the only one.

  3. Syed A K December 24, 2012 at 5:33 PM #

    dear Sara… why the comments which seems not connected to the above jokes (stories) are appearing here ? (in the comments section)

  4. sharif123 December 19, 2012 at 4:39 PM #

    Poor woman didn’t understand the universal chemistry between the nurse the doctor.

  5. Mubarek AL-Amin May 19, 2012 at 6:00 PM #


  6. Paras May 19, 2012 at 11:35 AM #

    5 stars to joke 2!

  7. Ahmad May 19, 2012 at 12:25 AM #

    Please don,t send me any thing later>>i have not time>>thanks

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  8. Umair May 18, 2012 at 2:31 PM #

    Wud sum1 plzzzz explain wut does OFF-LATE PROBLEM mean?

    • Aziz ur Rehman May 18, 2012 at 2:37 PM #

      Off-late means in near past, not long ago. In other words it means he has not such problems before.