Your Eyesight seems to be Poor – Medical Jokes

Strange Problems – Joke 1

Patient: Doctor, I am having some strange problems off-late and I hope  you will be able to diagnose them.

Doctor: To begin with, your eyesight seems to be very poor.

Patient: How can you say that? You haven’t even examined me yet.

Doctor: You failed to see the sign outside. This is a veterinary hospital.

No need for the operation – Joke 2

A woman dressed in patient’s clothes, runs into the waiting room of the hospital and says to the husband, “I want to go to home now! I’ve changed my mind about the operation.”

“Why?”

“Because the nurse said, ‘It’s a simple operation—very easy. You’ll be fine, don’t worry.”

“She was just trying to comfort you,” said the husband.

“She wasn’t talking to me,” she said. “She was speaking to the surgeon!”