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Student & Teacher – Education Jokes

Education Jokes

Tutor: Did your mother help your with your assignment?
Student: No, she did it all by herself.

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Teacher: How can you distribute 5 Oranges among 7 people equally?

Student : Squeeze them, make a Juice and divide equally between them.

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13 Responses to Student & Teacher – Education Jokes

  1. Crishtopa618 November 18, 2011 at 10:52 AM #

    we had turkish teachers at our school. smtimes it was fun. but they all were patient and kind/

  2. Dori November 14, 2011 at 8:34 AM #

    I wish I was that witty when I was at school, and I would have gotten away with it, cause I had wonderful  teachers.

  3. Junedayz November 13, 2011 at 7:52 PM #

    lol..very nice! esp the orange one =)

  4. Foofo1990 November 13, 2011 at 7:19 PM #

    hhhhhha realiy i like the student answer

  5. Wassila November 13, 2011 at 7:02 PM #

    An unexpected answer to a stupid question!!

  6. Abier November 13, 2011 at 10:13 AM #

    lol at the last one 😀 that was really intellegent =)

  7. Humayundaud November 13, 2011 at 9:27 AM #

    lol, nice 🙂 …

  8. Shakabansh5 November 13, 2011 at 9:00 AM #

    Hi,sara : The student convinced his teacher by this unswer smart enough.

  9. Harmien Ali November 13, 2011 at 7:35 AM #

    I want to be mean to my teacher honestly…he asks such stupid questions but we are not allowed to be sarcastic or else we get a detention!!!

    • Unman Usthan November 13, 2011 at 7:36 AM #

      Yep…its true…even in my class! So annoying!!!

  10. Shakil November 13, 2011 at 7:28 AM #

    The orange thing one is an INTELLIGENT reply not a joke acc to me

    • Zahrina Kakelan November 13, 2011 at 7:32 AM #

      I know right…I mean, it is true…how can you divide 5 oranges between 7 people? It is WAY smarter to make a juice out of them!

  11. Online Traffic School May 12, 2011 at 11:57 AM #

    really very cool and funny jokes…
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