Husband: Doctor my wife thinks she’s a dish antenna.
Doctor: Its a psychiatric problem, but I can cure her.
Husband: No doctor, don’t cure her, just tell me how do I adjust it to my favorite channel.
Nurse: Doctor, the man you’ve just treated died on the entrance of our clinic ?
Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
Tom goes to office with both of his ears bandaged up. His Manager ask, “What happened to your ears?”
Tom replies, “Yesterday I was ironing my clothes when my mobile rang, and I accidentally answered the iron.”
Manager says, “Well, that explains about one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”
He says, “Well, I had to call the doctor!”