Funny Patients & Doctor – Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Husband: Doctor my wife thinks she’s a dish antenna.

Doctor: Its a psychiatric problem, but I can cure her.

Husband: No doctor, don’t cure her, just tell me how do I adjust it to my favorite channel.


Nurse: Doctor, the man you’ve just treated died on the entrance of our clinic ?

Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!


Tom goes to office with both of his ears bandaged up. His Manager ask, “What happened to your ears?”

Tom replies, “Yesterday I was ironing my clothes when my mobile rang, and I accidentally answered the iron.”

Manager says, “Well, that explains about one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”

He says, “Well, I had to call the doctor!”

14 Responses to Funny Patients & Doctor – Medical Jokes

  1. adegoke wahab January 23, 2014 at 5:10 PM #

    Hilarious ones!!!!!!

  2. Unique May 6, 2013 at 1:31 PM #

    A better way to end the last joke would be “the idiot called again!”

  3. Imran Charsadda February 26, 2013 at 12:43 PM #

    Waooo,, But I am worrying that why his second earn burn. As he need to dial the Dr number from his mobile phone. LOLs

    • Syed A K March 6, 2013 at 3:43 AM #

      yup, you are right…but dont worry…Smile please

  4. Syed Mazhar Hussain November 15, 2011 at 6:30 PM #

    Last one is gud….. lollllll

  5. Haider Ali786 November 15, 2011 at 5:02 AM #


  6. Mubarek Alamin85 November 15, 2011 at 2:20 AM #

    I like the Lazy boy channel …….

  7. Shakabansh5 November 14, 2011 at 10:52 PM #

    Nice one

  8. Junedayz November 14, 2011 at 9:34 PM #

    aaaaahhh!!!!! the pain the guy with the ears must have felt…hey have you guys seen a video about funny arabs or sth…ya well a guy did that!
    but i love this! too funny! esp the dead patient guy…”hm. let’s make it seem like we never knew him!” ….lol

  9. Humayundaud November 14, 2011 at 9:31 AM #

    haha, lol, nice 🙂 …

  10. Dori November 14, 2011 at 8:30 AM #

    I had a good laugh this morning

  11. Abier November 14, 2011 at 7:19 AM #

    LOL the last one is hilarious! 😀

    • Zafar176 November 16, 2011 at 1:50 PM #

      You have a good sence

      • Abier November 16, 2011 at 7:16 PM #

        thanks 😀