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3 Very Funny Jokes That Will Make Your Day !

#1 TOUGH TIME “I’ve just had the most awful time,” said a boy to his friends. “First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy.” “Wow! How did you pull through?” sympathized his friends. “I don’t […]

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The Three Dumbos – Very Funny

A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first brother answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” […]

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Police in Court – Joke

If you ever testify in court you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: ” No sir.  But I subsequently […]

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Husband & Wife – Jokes

 Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! ***************   Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. ***************   Father: Your teacher says she […]

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