Below are the user Instructions written on different products. Enjoy. 1.On a Sears hair dryer: “Do not use while sleeping.” (Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair! ) 2.On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” (The shoplifter special! ) 3.On a bar […]
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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other […]
YOU….JUST YOU…an inspiration !
A plum once said, just because a banana lover came by, I converted myself into a banana. Unfortunately, his taste changed after a few months and so I became an orange. When he said I was bitter I became an apple, but he went in search of grapes. Yielding to the opinions of so many […]