There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat….. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to […]
Once a Man asked to his friend : “What is the secret behind your happily married life?” The Friend said: “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” He asked: “Can you explain?” The Friend Said: “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues whereas my wife decides on […]
Once upon a time in a small town, a man announced to its residents that he would buy monkeys for $ 10. The townsmen, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.. The man bought thousands at $ 10 and as supply started to diminish, the townsmen stopped their effort.He further announced […]
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 17 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the […]
Two little boys, aged 7 and 9, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a counselor in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would […]
Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. […]
Impossible to Hijack The Kompletely Finished Airlines (KFA) was on the brink. Its pilots were on strike and staff had not been paid salaries for six months. Banks, which had lent huge sums of money, were closing in. But there was one reason why KF Airlines still drew passengers; it was hijack proof. And this […]
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows: “My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family“, she said “Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create […]
This is an easy method to recruit employees. Put about 50 bricks randomly in a closed Room with a small opening for your view. Then send 2 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 8 hours and then analyze the situation. If they are counting […]
A few days ago I was in a shopping mall buying clothes for a friends party. After I paid the money at the cash counter, I started to look for my car keys. They were not in my purse. Then I Went back and searched in the shopping mall & at the cash counter but […]
