The Newly-Wed Wife

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.

She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family“,

she said “Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.“

“What do you mean my child?” asked the father

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn’t stop on my account. Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!



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39 Responses to The Newly-Wed Wife

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  2. khouane January 22, 2013 at 7:26 PM #

    i am a new wed i think it’s so amazing

  3. Mubarek.Alamin October 24, 2012 at 1:28 AM #

    hum the son must be going through life pro hard times.

  4. Mohamoud October 22, 2012 at 2:19 PM #

    way to go girl. speaking abt controlling, no wonder women are the inventors of chess. the queen can go wherever she wants while the king can only make a single step.

  5. Sayid October 22, 2012 at 1:43 PM #

    The last sentence (the “control” part) is just too much, but all that precedes was very fun.

    Women are not THAT control-freak.
    Well… Sometimes maybe hehe 🙂

  6. Anu October 22, 2012 at 1:06 PM #

    lol… Probationary period.. Agreed with omar…

  7. sharif123 October 22, 2012 at 11:38 AM #

    She is dangerous like Sara.

    • mahammed October 22, 2012 at 2:41 PM #

      yes you r right……

    • Rehmat October 23, 2012 at 12:07 AM #

      This is the Funniest comment

  8. Sonah August 29, 2012 at 6:29 PM #

    First part was ok. second part could be misunderstood. New bride is too assertive and assuming. Last sentence is damning.Thank God it’s a joke

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 12:49 PM #


    • Lakh April 19, 2013 at 4:57 AM #

      The last part is not a joke.

  9. fouzia June 10, 2012 at 3:52 AM #

    Very smart woman and very logical!

    • Rehmat October 23, 2012 at 12:08 AM #

      Can women be ever logical???????????

  10. bash June 3, 2012 at 10:24 PM #

    Sara, you always make me a forever happy person because i cant stop laughing each time i receive this jokes.

  11. Hussain R HJI May 29, 2012 at 10:53 PM #

    with my great respect to all ladies..
    where is the equity in sharing the life among the wife and husband?

    • Aloo2 September 15, 2012 at 1:08 PM #

      with my great respect to you Hasuni kiddy,,,,It is only a joke
      Other wise you could watch that wife’s funeral video on the YouTube

  12. wasim May 12, 2012 at 3:08 PM #

    I need to know one thing…what is ur criteria to launch ur msgs to many people at one time?
    I mean, someone refer someone or u select all IDs of any or all service providers?

    • Sara - Admin May 13, 2012 at 12:27 PM #

      @Wasim, People subscribe

      • wasim May 14, 2012 at 11:08 AM #

        i subscribed after recieving ur posts on regular basis to me without any subsc

        • wasim May 14, 2012 at 11:10 AM #

          i subcribed too but after start recieving ur posts on regular basis to me without any subscription. Hope u understand my question now.

    • Sayid October 22, 2012 at 1:38 PM #

      Maybe someone subscribed for you. 🙂

  13. wasim May 12, 2012 at 12:51 PM #

    Bravery is something to own our responsibilities upfront not to dis-own.
    It applies on both whether a male or a female…Hope u agree on it.

  14. Aloo2 May 12, 2012 at 12:41 PM #

    smart wife,,but see like this one in movies only….i mean commedy movies

  15. Mamoun shalaby July 12, 2011 at 10:14 PM #

    smart wife

  16. Anonymous July 12, 2011 at 12:01 AM #

    Well,she is really brave but there is no way on earth that’s happening especially in Egypt

  17. alaa July 5, 2011 at 2:34 PM #

    she is a smart and intelligent wife, we should learn from here.

  18. Omarmoidunnipolam July 2, 2011 at 7:56 PM #

    Whenever a new bride comes to a family, let she enjoy her new life for a 3 months which we can say probationary period yet she has to help little in all the house hold duties.   Later, the house duties should be equally distributed among all family members who are able and healthy to do so like honey bees.  All of them are contributing their best possible services to the family (society).  The works are to be controlled by experienced family elders who must also contribute their services if they are healthy to do so.

    Omar Polamtarakkal Moidunni

    • wasim May 12, 2012 at 12:52 PM #

      Totally agreed Omar 🙂

    • Hussein October 1, 2012 at 2:03 PM #

      Its a bloody joke! Why is everyone here so uptight,

    • Ibrahim October 22, 2012 at 6:17 PM #

      You are absolutely correct Mr. Omar. There comes the harmony.
      By agreeing Sara’s posting as a joke, there is good lesson too. When somebody disagree the lady, there the lesson hides and suggesting how a wife to behave.

  19. Rami Y. Nasser July 2, 2011 at 4:10 PM #

    Now thats what you call ” Real Diplomacy ” !!!

    Nowadays it’s really hard to find people who can think and talk like that , it’s really nice to say something in an indirect way (but still direct at the same time).

    simply wonderful ….. thanks Sara

  20. Baburkhan July 2, 2011 at 8:53 AM #

    very funny but not possible

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  22. Abier July 2, 2011 at 2:54 AM #

    HAHAHAHA this girl is REAALLY brave ;D

    I just think that I wouldn’t live with my husbands family – that’s where I disagree in the story 😉

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  24. Anonymous July 1, 2011 at 2:56 PM #

    lmaoooo she said it str8 up LOL 🙂

  25. Imtiaz July 1, 2011 at 7:08 AM #

    Balle V Balle

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