My Car is Stolen – Hilarious Story

A few days ago I was in a shopping mall buying clothes for a friends party. After I paid the money at the cash counter, I started to look for my car keys.

They were not in my purse. Then I Went back and searched in the shopping mall & at the cash counter but to no avail.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I ran towards the car parking area.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police station. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then after half an hour, I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered; I always call him “honey” in times like these.

“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

“Are you crazy”, he barked, “I dropped you there!”

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me then.”

He retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car.”

25 Responses to My Car is Stolen – Hilarious Story

  1. Muhammad ABRAR Qureshi September 28, 2014 at 1:26 PM #

    Either both episodes are ficticious or the police were not ‘local’!

  2. Muhammad Kolo October 4, 2013 at 4:44 PM #

    It is a piety that a hilarious joke is taking another dimension following the sentiment of man/woman superiority. From the comments, experience has been shared by ‘men’ of similar tragedy and are in the majority. Irrespective gender, individuals pass through such experiences once in life and experience is the best teacher though costly. I am impressed by the maturity of the subject partners and to me a lesson learnt of a good relationship. solve the problem and life continuous.
    Remember women detest any thing that soil their relationship with those they value be it husband, brother mum, sister friend – name it. Please be positive about women. ‘You mean guys’ is detestable as it may be misuse of language.

  3. Mohammad U Siddiqui February 27, 2013 at 1:06 PM #

    these are the traits of people man or women in posession of high intellect imagination , such people are not common . Paradoxically they are called as ( see the comments above) far more things are done by people highly successful in their carrier ( again both men & women), A person devoid of such intellect is always in present state of mind and may not make such mistakes and may be thought of having high IQ which is incorrect ,

  4. Sadique Jamal February 27, 2013 at 11:53 AM #

    to be honest almost same instance happened with me as well.
    One day I went to the City Centre 2 in Kolkata with my girl friend and I parked my biike in the parking. However, I forget to take out the key from it. after that I got so much tensed, I am looking here there try to memorize that last time where I kept the key and finally we went to the parking and found that the key still in the bike.. Thank God nobody has seen it otherwise my bike would have stolen.


  5. Abdul Matin Sheikh February 22, 2013 at 5:53 PM #

    very very funny and hilarious story,

    bad luck for the lady as well as for husband too.

    the best chance for police if they are in India or Pakistan.

  6. Aloo2 December 5, 2012 at 12:00 PM #

    the,,,Wife must be blond,,,
    Any Other suggestions,,????????????????

  7. Sonah November 21, 2012 at 12:25 AM #

    Comedy of Errors, of Shakespeare, you might say.

  8. mohammad momani August 12, 2012 at 7:36 PM #

    a very realistic story. i have live a similar experience myself. after leaving the bank, i stopped a taxi to get me home. Fortunately the taxi driver knows me and asked: where is your car? just that moment i remembered that i have a car but the most shocking is that i forgot where i had parked the car. i kept looking for the car for a bout 30 minutes.

    • UmBER August 14, 2012 at 5:11 PM #

      lollz……… n strange as well 😀

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 1:08 PM #

      lucky you remembered.

  9. sharif123 August 1, 2012 at 6:45 PM #

    Oh truly hillarious.Felt sorry for Ahmed whose cigarette cost him his car. Hope police traced it if not Indian.

  10. Waleed Hussain July 30, 2012 at 6:34 PM #

    its not rude or insulting to say women are dumb . they are just like that. and it adds to their beauty and cuteness as well. very few women are intelligent. its scientifically proven they usually have lower IQ. No offense at all!

    • hanan August 2, 2012 at 1:25 AM #

      Well Waleed you dont have to insult us even though you kinda did, after you said dumb. Like you said is proven Scientifically you cant live with out us please dont use that word b/c we are not dumb at all we just forget b/c we worry all the time for you gays.

      • Mohamed August 2, 2012 at 2:09 PM #

        you mean guys

  11. Mubarek AL-Amin July 30, 2012 at 4:03 PM #

    very Funny `v` Momentum ?

  12. shams Tabrez July 29, 2012 at 12:05 PM #

    the main thing is not just to leave your keys inside the car .. but the fact is women think they are intelligent but they are actually very dumb

    • Paras July 29, 2012 at 3:27 PM #

      Very rude and insulting remark
      Could you apply the same title to your loved ones like mom, sis, daughters etc. you can guess why I purposely left out wife.

  13. Ahmed July 29, 2012 at 12:53 AM #

    It’s funny! However she was lucky! Cheeky wife!!!! Funny!
    Unlike her, I too, once stopped my car outside a shop to buy cigarettes! And left the key in the engine and left the engine running! As i was the only coustomer in the shop , having asked the shop assistance for my cigarettes , got my cigarettes and paid for it , My visit to the shop was only 36 seconds! Out from the shop, I couldn’t see my car! And never ever saw it again ever since!
    It was the most expensive ever cigarettes anyone could ever buy!! At it was a horrible experience!! Never ever leave your car running and never ever leave the key in the engine!!

    • Sara - Admin July 31, 2012 at 3:07 PM #

      oh my God ! What a bad experience.

      • Shameemkalpana August 7, 2012 at 2:27 PM #

        morel of Ahmed,s story is smoking is injurious to health..:)

  14. smurf July 29, 2012 at 12:02 AM #


  15. nizamhm1944 July 28, 2012 at 8:24 AM #

    Good lesson

  16. Lakhani July 27, 2012 at 10:07 PM #

    Stupid wife.

  17. Sajood July 27, 2012 at 6:30 PM #

    Epic xD

  18. Ian July 27, 2012 at 1:43 PM #